Waiter, there's a ______ in my soup!

[Kade Rivok]

Yes, it's a local delicacy; Charlie donates one once per year.  It adds a certain tang to the soup.

Waiter!  There's an Old One in my soup!

[lass of something much]

*quickly jumps away and screams*

Waiter! there is a administrator in my soup!

[Booklover]

Leave them to simmer for a bit.
Waiter, there's a Nac Mac Feegle in my soup!

[HeadInAnotherGalaxy]

Vell zat explainz vhy ze toxic zludge refuzed tae gae in it!

Vaiter, zere'z a paradox in me zoop!

[Scott McLamok]

Waiter there's a spoon in my soup!

[Booklover]

Vell zat explainz vhy ze toxic zludge refuzed tae gae in it!

Vaiter, zere'z a paradox in me zoop!

Oh dear, has someone been messing with the time-travel spice again?

Waiter there's a spoon in my soup!

Then use it, young man! Don't be so impolite!

Waiter, there's a calculator in my soup!

[Scott McLamok]

"You ordered square root soup right?"

WAITER, THERE IS YOUR FOOT IN MY SOUP!

[Kade Rivok]

(Scott, you're supposed to respond to the previous post before posting your own thing)

[Scott McLamok]

I fixed it.

[Booklover]

"You ordered square root soup right?"

WAITER, THERE IS YOUR FOOT IN MY SOUP!

Don't stand there screaming, call an ambulance! It BURNS!
Waiter, there's a taniwha in my soup.

[Kade Rivok]

Careful or she might eat you- well, too late.

Waiter, the answer to life is in my soup!

[Booklover]

Ssssshhhh! The other customers might fight (to death) over it.
Waiter, there are homemade scrabble tiles in my soup.

[Sebias of Redwall]

Eat them too. Don't waste a bite. You'll thank me when you're older.

Waiter, Kade's fluff is in my soup!

[Scott McLamok]

Oh uhhh yuck!

Waiter there's covid in my soup.

[Verdauga]

REALLY?!? *gulps the soup.*

Waiter, There's a sword in my soup!