Corrupt-a-Wish

[W0NWILL]

Granted, but you get sucked into a RP (hint, hint)

I wish that I didn't have to do another Harry Potter Marathon.

[Rainshadow]

  Granted, but now you have to do a James Bond marathon!

  I wish that I could get off this (my bro really wants to play LOTRO!).

[Wisteria Wild Cat]

Granted, but you never come back.
I wish I could go water tubing again.

[Rainshadow]

  Granted, but you get super sunburned.

  I wish that I had a little more time to watch my TV show before church.

[Wisteria Wild Cat]

Granted, but you feel really guilty and are late for church.
I wish I had a cookie right now.

[Redwallfan7]

granted, but it has no flavor

I wish I could go to Baskin Robbins again

[Wisteria Wild Cat]

Granted, but you're very mad at the service.
I wish I wasn't bored right now.

[Redwallfan7]

granted, but when you find something to do, you grow bored of doing that.

I wish that some sad movies had more positive and happy moments in them.

[Tiria Wildlough]

Granted, but they're so cheesy no one watches the movies anymore.
I wish I could have some mice.

[Redwallfan7]

granted, but they run away

I wish I could go on a ferris wheel

[Rainshadow]

  Granted, but it breaks down while you're stuck at the top.

  I wish that my game would work without my computer shutting off.

[Wisteria Wild Cat]

Granted, but the computer never works unless you play that game.
I wish I could meet Derpy Hooves!

[Redwallfan7]

granted, but he/she ignored you

I wish that I could find my gray remote

[Rainshadow]

  Granted, but then you realize it's black.

  I wish that I could have silence in my house.

[Redwallfan7]

granted but when you try to ask for something, everyone is still silent

I wish I could go the eighties