Corrupt-a-Wish

[Tiria Wildlough]

Granted, but everyone else is super afraid. (Except me, hahaha.)
I wish my clothes weren't on the floor.

[glassowater]

granted, but now they are on your bed

I wish that My computer didn't absolutely suck!

[Tiria Wildlough]

Granted, but now your phone absolutely sucks.
I wish I had loads of time on here.

[Redwallfan7]

Granted, but the site is shut down at the time for temporary cleaning

I wish that I could visit Chicago again

[Rainshadow]

  Granted, but it's been destroyed by a nuclear war and you're the only person left.

  I wish that I could live on a tropical island owned by myself.

[Redwallfan7]

granted, but the island is small, and you can barely move.

I wish that I had a good pound puppies coloring book

[Rainshadow]

  Granted, but you can only color in black and white.

  I wish that I could be a cat.

[Redwallfan7]

granted, but you always end up scratching people's eyes out

I wish that I could meet Katy Perry, Selena Gomez, or Adele

[Tiria Wildlough]

Granted, but they won't give you an autograph.
I wish my friend would come home from school soon.

[Redwallfan7]

granted, but when they come home they're in a really bad mood

I wish that I could pet a Redwall animal

[Tiria Wildlough]

Granted, but it bites you.
I wish I could play hockey.

[Redwallfan7]

granted, but you're put on a team where everyone is annoying

I wish that I could find a better storage space for all of my drawings

[Rainshadow]

  Granted.  Now all of your drawings are in the trash.

  I wish I couldn't get sick.

[Rainshadow]

  Come on!  I love this game!  REVIVE!

  Granted, but now you get injured all the time!


  I wish that I didn't get tired.

[Redwallfan7]

granted but now when you're awake you get bored

I wish that I could meet Jewel Staite from Firefly