Corrupt-a-Wish

[Maudie]

Granted, but I decided not to corrupt your wish.


I wish that I could draw as good as my older brother.

[KitrallStreamrippler]

Granted, but you can only draw art supplies.

I wish that Upgrade and The Jon had stayed with Steam Powered Giraffe.

[Norham Waterpaw]

Granted, but the other guys left. (Don't know their names)

I wish that I could finish watching my impromptu marathon of Dr. Who!(I'm a fan now)

[KitrallStreamrippler]

Noooo!!! Rabbit, The Spine! Mr. Reed!! *composes self* Ahem. So, granted, but as soon as you finish, BBC announces that they have decided to stop producing it.

I wish that I lived in a hobbit hole.

[Dinte]

Granted but its only 4 feet high

I wish i had more tuck

[Rainshadow]

  Tuck, as in food?  Granted, but you immediately get food poisoning, which has you in the hospital for three days, thus missing out on anything awesome that happens in those days. 

  I wish that I could see Star Trek:  Into Darkness again.

[Dinte]

granted but the audio broke all you have is the video

i wish i could get some more sleep

[Maudie]

Granted, but you then sleep for a hundred years until a beautiful dragon princess comes a nd kisses you so that you'll wake up, then she eats you as soon as you do.

I wish I had that sketching kit that is on sale on amazon for seven dollars and twenty five cents.

[Dinte]

granted but it gets lost on delivery and it was the last one in stock for 2 years

I wish would die right now this very momment

[Rainshadow]

  Granted, but you stay dead for eternity instead of me reviving you by corrupting your wish. 

  I wish that I owned the Star Trek:  Into Darkness soundtrack, it was indestructible, I never lost it, I could listen to it, and it didn't cost very much.

[Dinte]

you get mugged by 2 very masculine men with guns and they take it along with your money

I wish i the cake wasn't a lie

[Rainshadow]

  Granted, but you still have no cake. 

  I wish that I wasn't mugged by two very masculine men with guns and I still had my Star Trek:  Into Darkness soundtrack AND my money.  And also that they'd never be stolen again. 

[Dinte]

granted but the CD was immediatly recalled and all copies are collected for insurance purposes of the movie industry

I wish i could defeat cluny in a duel

[Rainshadow]

  Granted, but he was only MOSTLY dead, and he was revived by his comrades, killing you soon after. 

  I wish that I WOULD NEVER LOSE, BREAK, OR HAVE ANYTHING BAD HAPPEN TO THE STAR TREK:  INTO DARKNESS SOUNDTRACK CD I PREVIOUSLY WISHED FOR.  AND THAT IT WOULD WORK.  WELL.

[psybox]

Granted, it's horrible.

I wish rainshadow would stop making wishes about the Into the Darkness soundtrack.