Corrupt-a-Wish

[Rainshadow]

  (It's Into Darkness, not Into THE Darkness )  Granted, but now I make endless Doctor Who, Sherlock, and Merlin references. 

  I wish that I had a chocolate chip cookie right now.

[Dinte]

granted but the chocolate isn't chocolate

i wish i had a bucket full of sunshine

[KitrallStreamrippler]

Granted, but the sunlight is so bright that it blinds you permanently.

I wish that I had perfect vision.

[CrazyPug37]

Granted, but you lose your vision in a car crash.

I wish I could teleport.

[Dinte]

granted. but you can only teleport in 5 foot intervals

i wish the zombie apocalypse would start

[KitrallStreamrippler]

Granted, but you are the first person eaten. (Actually eaten, not just turned into a zombie)

I wish I had a better sense of direction! (Got lost about 3 times on the way to school this morning. Jeez.)

[Romsca]

Granted, but not much better.

I wish I could stop procrastinating

[Dinte]

granted, but you only finish things half way

[Tam and Martin]

I wish I could use this smiley more 

[Leatho Shellhound]

You can but you will never be able to use the others

I wish I could never use this smiley 

[Maudie]

Go ahead, but it then becomes the only smiley on this forum.

I wish I didn't have to vacuum the house today.

[Redwaller]

Granted, but now you have to sweep the whole house with a small broom.

I wish someone else played Dofus.

[Rainshadow]

  Granted, but they're just a doofus, so they ain't fun to play with!

  I wish that I could stay home tonight and sleep in tomorrow.

[KitrallStreamrippler]

Granted, but then you miss a huge test and fail at life forever!

I wish that I didn't have to take the final exams or do another year of high school.

[Maudie]

Granted, but you then have to make up for it by doing five extra years of college,

I wish I weren't addicted to this sight. (I'm not sure why...)