Corrupt-a-Wish

[Redwallfan7]

granted, but now the food doesn't taste good
I wish that I could have a Lord of the Rings marathon with my cousins soon

[Dinte]

Granted they hate the movie and want to watch princess bride instead

I wish i had a life time supply of food

(to Rainshadow: the part where is the "for the present and future" means they wont disappear letting you know)

[psybox]

Granted.  However, you're going to die in five minutes, so a lifetime supply isn't that much.

I wish for something to do.

[Rainshadow]

  Granted.  You have been transported to a cave full of alligators, poisonous snakes and spiders, and any other dreadful thing you can think of.  Oh, and the water is acid.  Have fun!

  I wish that I could see my friends more often.

[Redwallfan7]

Granted, but they're mad at you
I wish that I will not worry about anything this summer

[Rainshadow]

  Granted, but it's because you have the most boring summer in the world!

  I wish that I could listen to this song on endless repeat:

[Ungatt Trunn]

Wish granted. You will now hear it 24/7, non-stop, which will prevent you from sleep and other elements of a happy life.
I wish that somebody would corrupt my wish

[Rainshadow]

  Granted, but now you wish that it had never been corrupted. 

  Oh, and I wouldn't mind hearing that song 24/7.  I love it! 

  I wish that I could concentrate.

[Ungatt Trunn]

Wish granted. But, instead of being granted concentration, you will be granted incineration, like what Bilbo read on the list of agreements in
I wish for something wonderful!

[Rainshadow]

  Granted, but that wonderful thing is something that you don't think is wonderful.  (Like an Armin van Buuren song!  )

  I wish for world peace!

[Redwallfan7]

Granted, but  it only lasts for two minutes
I wish for some blueberry pie 

[Russano the Wise]

Granted, but the pie is so burned that it is no longer edible.

I wish for some ice cream.

[Redwaller]

Granted, but it's sardine flavoured ice cream.

I wish I could use in each of my posts.

[Redwallfan7]

Granted but now that's the ONLY smiley you can use
I wish to go on a tour of The Lord of the Rings movie sets someday

[Redwaller]

Granted, but then you can't read them or go on a Forum about it!

I wish I could own the Ink Trilogy.