Corrupt-a-Wish

[Rainshadow]

  Granted, but every time you look at it, you start to feel seasick as well. 

  I wish that I didn't have to eat soy nuts.

[rachel25]

Granted but only on Sunday's 
I wish I could eat chocolate faster than my brother

[Romsca]

Granted, but that makes you sick

I wish I could be done with my story

[Dag Downyfur]

Granted, but everyone dies at the end.

I wish that weasels could fly.

[rachel25]

Granted but they'll fly away and never be seen again 
I wish I was as good at writing as my sister

[Dag Downyfur]

Granted but your sister becomes a fail at writing.

I wish that the Redwall series had more books.

[rachel25]

Me too 
I wish zebras lived in England

[Dag Downyfur]

Granted, but within five minutes they are hunted to extinction in England.

I wish that I could think of something to wish for.

[Rusvul]

Granted, but it's a pointless wish.

I wish that my computer would stop being broken and just work. ( I really do!)

[Dag Downyfur]

Granted, but the keyboard breaks.
I wish chocolate was healthy.

[rachel25]

I'll join you on that one 
I wish goldfish would buy gummy bears for me   

[Dag Downyfur]

Granted but the gummy bears are fish food flavored.

I wish that I had fluffy squirrels.

[rachel25]

Granted but they bite you all the time.
I wish money grow on trees

[Faiyloe]

Granted but you can never reach it.
I wish that I could wright a book and get it published.

[BadgerLordFiredrake]

Granted, but how do you "wright" something?

I wish I were in the Redwall world, in an adventure.