Corrupt-a-Wish

[Vilu Daskar]

Granted but you fall off and break your leg
I wish my sword was sharp

[Rainshadow]

  Granted, but as you're marveling at how sharp and beautiful your sword now is, you accidentally kill yourself.

  I wish that I wasn't so nervous.

[Banya Streamdog]

 Granted. But you are not nervous enough and then you walk straight into a den of snakes and get bit because you weren't nervous!

I wish I could marry Rakkety Tam(not my brother)

[Leatho Shellhound]

Granted but he dies the day after in a battle.

I wish I could draw even better.

[Rainshadow]

  Granted, but you suddenly lose all creativity, and now you have no idea what to draw!

  I wish that I could count this song I'm listening to.  I think it's in 7/4, but I'm not sure.  (Seriously, if anyone wants to correct me, feel free to do it, 'cause I'm very curious!  It's been bugging me!)

[Emperor Ublaz]

What do you mean by "count"?

[Rainshadow]

  Figure out what time signature it's in.    (I'm a music nerd, I know.  )

[Blaggut]

You can, but suddenly you hate all music.

[Norham Waterpaw]

Blaggut, I wanna corrupt a wish, so make a wish! 

[Banya Streamdog]

 I wish I had a million dollars.

[Tiria Wildlough]

Granted, but you have to use it all to pay bills.
I wish I had an electric violin.

[Norham Waterpaw]

You do now, but where's the electricity? Gone.

I wish for the power to post this post. Huh, got my wish! 

I wish for a fish that's in a dish and look de-lish!

[Tiria Wildlough]

Granted, but when you get it, you don't want it.
I wish I had ultimate self-control.

[Norham Waterpaw]

You do, but you learn that self control stinks, but still want it, creating a basic paradox, and you die.

I wish for a portal gun.

[Tiria Wildlough]

Granted, but you shoot yourself with it.
I wish for awesome pizzas at my birthday party.