Corrupt-a-Wish

[Tiria Wildlough]

Granted, but it's because you turned into a chicken.
I wish all sheet music was free.

[Norham Waterpaw]

Granted, but now you are no longer adept at any instrument.

I wish for a incorruptable cupcake.

[Rainshadow]

  Granted.  Here's your Chocolate Muffin of Death!



  I wish that I could go see The Hobbit: The Desolation of Smaug, Frozen, and Catching Fire, all for free.  (And that they'd be good.  )

[Ungatt Trunn]

Granted. But I have to come with you to see Deslotion Of Smaug.
I wish that I could eat sphagetti right now.

[Tiria Wildlough]

Granted, but you have the dexterity of a two-year-old and you make a huge mess.
I wish that my back would heal faster so I can go on the play equipment at this awesome park.

[Cornflower MM]

Granted, but now you ARE the equipment!!
I wish I could the new Percy Jackson movie.

[Ungatt Trunn]

Granted. You may see it in three years.
I wish that I had a zipline at my house.

[Leatho Shellhound]

Granted, but it only goes up...not down.

I wish it would snow.

[Ungatt Trunn]

Granted. You will be snowed in from going to Disneyland.

I wish something.

[Tiria Wildlough]

Granted, but it's something you don't like.
I wish I had all the Fruits Basket volumes.

[Rainshadow]

  Granted!  You have various volumes (meaning, loud, quiet, etc.) of apples, oranges, pears, bananas... 

  I wish I could get rid of my hiccups forever!

[Ungatt Trunn]

Granted. You will have iches forever insted.
I wish for a big bowel of grapes.

[Leatho Shellhound]

Granted, but they make you sick

I wish I could go ice skating with my redwall forum friends.

[Ungatt Trunn]

Granted, but when you first step on the ice, you fall through.
I wish I could go to a friends house soon.

[Rainshadow]

  Granted.  They hold a memorial service for your friend after his/her funeral.  (I'm evil.  )

  I wish that I wasn't so evil.