Corrupt-a-Wish

[Vilu Daskar]

Granted but its The Game of Life money
I wish I wasn't seriously injured form the last wish

[Leatho Shellhound]

I wish the person below me was Rainshadow.

  Awww, somebody missed me?  :p 

   

Granted, but then you get seriously injured form this wish.

I with I could fly on a paper airplane.

[Rainshadow]

  Granted, but you have to make a crash landing.  In the middle of the ocean.

  I wish that I knew every Relient K song by heart.

[Leatho Shellhound]

Granted, but you lose your voice.

I wish I had a milkshake

[Ungatt Trunn]

Granted. You get a milk that was shaken in molases.

I wish that people would start relising that Gareth Emery is better than Armin Van Buuren.

[Rainshadow]

  Granted, but Armin Van Buuren is Dutch, so therefore he still wins. 

  I wish that I could go see the Netherlands.

[Ungatt Trunn]

Granted. You will be placed in a war in the Netherlands.

P.S: Rainshadow, did you know that Armin Van Buuren isn't number #1 anymore? He's number #2 now. Hardwell was voted the number #1 DJ on October 19th.

[Rainshadow]

  (Lol, I don't really listen to any DJs, I'm just rooting for Armin Van Buuren 'cause we're both Dutch.    Well, at least, I'm mostly Dutch.  A bit of Welsh in there too.  And some other stuff that I can't remember.  But mostly Dutch.)

  I wish that I could eat whatever I wanted without gaining weight, but I'd stay at a healthy weight.

[Ungatt Trunn]

Granted. You may have all the spinach you want.

I wish that Julian Smith would release another video.

[Jukka the Sling]

Granted, but you hate it.

I wish that I knew how to play the violin.

[Ungatt Trunn]

Granted. You can now play the violin, but you can only make high-piched, annoying noise, the type that drives animals crazy.

I wish that somebody would corrupt this wish.

[Jukka the Sling]

Granted. But then it gets inexplicably un-corrupted.

I wish that someone would take a look at me and my sisters' Redwall website in my signature. And try out the "Choose Your Own Adventure" we have on there.

[Tiria Wildlough]

Granted, but your website gets inexplicably shut down.
I wish I had an electric violin.

[Ungatt Trunn]

Branted. But every time you play it, you get shocked.
I wish that i could wish that I could wish that I could wish that I could wish that I could wish that I could wish.

[Cornflower MM]

(I did, Jukka! I loved it! ) Granted, but you can't stop wishing for wishing, and so on!
I wish my chicken Graywing was nicer and will cuddle.