Corrupt-a-Wish

[Leatho Shellhound]

Granted, but went blind afterward.

I wish I had more stamina.

[Tiria Wildlough]

Granted, but you have to eat six full meals a day.
I wish I had more money.

[Rainshadow]

  Granted, but now you have nothing to buy.

  I wish that I could change the ending of Merlin.  (I hated it!    )

[Vilu Daskar]

Grated but now you can't ever watch it again

[Emperor Ublaz]

Where's your wish? 

[The Shade]

Granted, whatever yours was Ublaz. I wish I could reach that book over there.

[Emperor Ublaz]

Granted, but you can't read it.

I wish I could meet a forum member in person.

[The Shade]

Granted, but they turn out to be a very nasty person. Wish I had more memory on my phone...

[Emperor Ublaz]

Granted, but you can only use it for school-related apps.

I wish this %&*#@! cold would go away!!!

[Leatho Shellhound]

Granted, but then you get the chicken poxs!

I wish the person below me was Rainshadow.

[Norham Waterpaw]

Well, it ain't happenin'.

I wish I had a holy hand grenade, and that I would remember to count to three, and only three because three is good to be three, and thrice only, because... (Alright, 1-2-5, I mean 3!)

[Leatho Shellhound]

Granted, but it blows up at the count of two.

I wish the person below the person under me was Rainshadow. (I dare you to grant that wish!)

[Rainshadow]

  Sorry, I don't think I quite understood the wish.  Did I grant it?  ()

I wish the person below me was Rainshadow.

  Awww, somebody missed me?  :p 

  I wish that I didn't have to take thyroid medicine.

[Vilu Daskar]

Granted but know you have to take that think pink medicine
I wish I could fly

[Jukka the Sling]

Granted, but then you crash into a mountain and are seriously injured.
I wish I could have a million dollars.