Corrupt-a-Wish

[eualaia2]

^ yes


granted but you cant get on again after you get up


i wish for a pet ninja

[Tiria Wildlough]

Granted, but it treats you like you're its pet.
And you know, you can just use the 'Forgot Password' link.
I wish I didn't have hangnails.

[MatthiasMan]

Granted, but now your nails are bleeding.

I wish I didn't have a soccer game today.

[Mad Maudie]

granted now you have to go to a figure skating game

I wish we weren't going to have tornadoes tonight

[DanielofRedwall]

Granted. You'll be having a cyclone, hurricane, tsunami and earthquake though.

Granted but a swarm of spiders chase you when you get there

I love it when people say things like this about Australia. XD

I wish for longer school holidays.

[Redwallfan7]

Granted, but then your homework lasts for longer

I wish I could go to Pennsylvania again

[MatthiasMan]

Granted, but you see a lot of Protesters that don't protest for anything.

I wish for another Martin dream.

[Redwallfan7]

Granted but you also get a dream of something you don't want to happen and then it does

I wish I could travel to all states in a week

[MatthiasMan]

Granted but in the plane you are going mach 2.

I wish i could go to England.

[Primrosewarrior]

Granted, but it's england 200 years ago, and you cant understand anyone.
I wish I could meet Obi-wan Kenobi

[MatthiasMan]

Granted, but you only get to meet him for a second because you block the slice that was supposed to kill him.

I wish Brian Jaques was still alive and I got to meet him.

[Primrosewarrior]

AAAGGGHH!!! Oh, well, at least I got to meet him
Granted, but he hates you

[psybox]

granted, but your wish doesn't exist.

i wish you would have type a wish

[Primrosewarrior]

I'm not gonna type a wish

[MatthiasMan]

Granted, but wish was written in invisible ink.

I wish that everyone on the Earth wasn't homeless and hungry.