Corrupt-a-Wish

[Tiria Wildlough]

Primrose, please play by the rules.

I wish that everyone on the Earth wasn't homeless and hungry.

Granted. Now you're homeless and hungry.
I wish I could scan my pictures.

[DanielofRedwall]

Granted, but they won't turn out very well.

I wish I could time travel.

[Matthias720]

Granted, but you can only travel forward at a rate of one second per second.

I wish for another week of vacation.

[DanielofRedwall]

Granted, but after that vacation will no longer exist.

I wish for a chocolate bar.

[Matthias720]

Granted, but it melts the instant you touch it.

I wish for a melted chocolate bar.

[DanielofRedwall]

Granted, but it un-melts the instant you touch it.

I wish for a good day tomorrow.

[eualaia]

granted but it never rains again


i wish for some sleep

[MatthiasMan]

Granted, but it's only lasting 30 minutes which go by fast.

I wish I was a moderator.

[eualaia]

granted, you get fired


i wish for pie

[Primrosewarrior]

Granted, but it's 3.14
I wish to meet qui-gon jinn.

[eualaia]

granted, you get sliced by darth maul afterward


i wish for candy

[DanielofRedwall]

Granted, but I ate it before I realized it was for you.

I wish for a pet goat.

[Tiria Wildlough]

Granted, but it eats your favourite Redwall book.
I wish I had some money so we could go swimming.

[eualaia]

granted, you have 1 dollar


i wish for the zelda twilight princess for GC

[psybox]

granted, you don't have gamecube.

i wish unreal ed was available in mirrors edge