Corrupt-a-Wish

[Redwallfan7]

Granted, you have extra chores though

I wish I could get a large poster with all of the redwall animals on it for my room

[Tiria Wildlough]

Granted, but it only has characters from Loamhedge.
I wish for a pet polecat.

[DanielofRedwall]

Granted, but the polecat eats all your food.

I wish for a hamburger.

[Tiria Wildlough]

Granted, but it's actually a death defying beaver in disguise. You will die.
I wish I was better at writing romance.

[DanielofRedwall]

Granted, but you'll no longer be able to write any other style.

I wish for a pen.

[Tiria Wildlough]

Granted, but it kills you.
I wish I was on my own computer.

[psybox]

granted, it has a virus on it

i wish for my own minecraft account

[DanielofRedwall]

Granted, but Minecraft will become illegal as soon as you log on

I wish I had a pet dragon.

[Tiria Wildlough]

Granted, but it sleeps in your room and there isn't any space for you.
I wish I could finish ALL my fanfictions.

[DanielofRedwall]

Granted, but finishing them will take the rest of your life.

I wish I could go to the music festival I really want to go to.

[Tiria Wildlough]

Granted, but you explode straight afterwards.
I wish I had a graphics tablet.

[MatthiasMan]

Granted but the graphics are terrible.

I wish I had tickets for the upcoming Zelda concert.

[Tiria Wildlough]

Granted, but you lose them.
I wish I could fly.

[DanielofRedwall]

Granted, but you'll never be able to stop flying.

I wish I was a faster reader.

[psybox]

granted, but you read so fast that you miss everything

i wish less games have blood in them