Corrupt-a-Wish

[Lady Ashenwyte]

Granted, but no one care to read it.

I wish that I could be a Badger Lord of Salamandastron.

[LT Sandpaw]

Granted, your the king of the mountain, however you never actually get too see the mountain your king of.


I wish I had a personal Jet.

[Mhera]

Granted, but you can never refuel it.

I wish chemistry wasn't so hard for me.

[Delthion]

Granted! It's as soft as a pillow! You fail at every class you take because you fall asleep during all of them!

I wish for a wish!

[Maudie]

Granted, but it's a death wish.

I wish my eye would stop hurting so I could get some sleep.

[Delthion]

Granted, you die and sleep forever!

I wish for a non-threatening wish.

[Mhera]

Granted. Your wish doesn't threaten you; it just skips straight to the part were it kills you.

I wish I could climb up walls like Spiderman.

[Rainshadow]

  Granted!  You decide to test out your new wall-climbing skills by climbing up a really tall skyscraper, only to realize halfway up that you're terrified of heights to the point of freezing in place and crying.  You're now stuck on the side of a building, sobbing.  People are staring.  They think you're strange.  They call the police, and after being removed from the side of the skyscraper, you're arrested for disturbing the peace, along with several other charges having to do with climbing a skyscraper.

  I wish my floor was more comfortable to sit on.

[Lady Ashenwyte]

Granted, but you're stuck to the floor forever.

I wish that my anime stops loading and starts playing again.

Granted, your the king of the mountain, however you never actually get too see the mountain your king of.

I don't mind if I never see the mountain.

[Mhera]

Granted, but it starts playing at 10x speed.

I wish I could spell 'bureaucrat' without spellcheck.

  Granted!  You decide to test out your new wall-climbing skills by climbing up a really tall skyscraper, only to realize halfway up that you're terrified of heights to the point of freezing in place and crying.  You're now stuck on the side of a building, sobbing.  People are staring.  They think you're strange.  They call the police, and after being removed from the side of the skyscraper, you're arrested for disturbing the peace, along with several other charges having to do with climbing a skyscraper.

Wow.

[James Gryphon]

Granted, but you accidentally write it on your Christmas list. Your parents are confused as to why you want a bureaucrat, but are able to get the money to arrange a visit with one. You don't get any other presents.

I wish everything was self-cleaning.

[Lady Ashenwyte]

Granted, now, you are self-cleaning too.

I wish that someone could drag me away from anime! GAHH!

[Maudie]

Granted. A wild stallion arrives, viciously yanks you from your couch, drags you through dust and rocks, kicks you in the head to render you unconscious, then returns to your house and proceeds to trample all of your anime to smithereens.

I wish I had an ipod.

[Søren]

Granted, but because you cheapen out and buy it "Referbushed" from that weird guy at the flea market, it explodes.
I wish I could sing good.

[Maudie]

Granted. You can now sing the word "good" in any note you choose.

Good and well are different!!

I wish that Autocorrect did not exist.