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Maudie

#2325
January 04, 2015, 02:38:33 AM
Granted, but while doing the flop they land on each other, breaking through the ground and landing in the center of the earth, where a humongous dinosaur eats them all, leaving no more people in the world.

I wish for a pet cave troll.
"And this is life eternal, that they might know thee the only true God, and Jesus Christ, whom thou hast sent." John 17:3

Delthion

#2326
January 04, 2015, 02:39:13 AM
Granted, he sits on you. ;D ;D ;D ;D

I wish that I could eat right now.
Dreams, dreams are untapped and writhing. How much more real are dreams than that paltry existence which we now call reality? How shall we ascend to that which humanity is destined? By mastering the dreamworld of course. That is how, my pupils, that is how.

Mhera

#2327
January 04, 2015, 02:43:23 AM
Granted, but you can only eat anchovies.

I wish that the common cold had a cure.

Delthion

#2328
January 04, 2015, 02:58:08 AM
Granted, but now you have pancreatic cancer and are dying, you strangely never contract a cold in your life!

I wish for a better computer.
Dreams, dreams are untapped and writhing. How much more real are dreams than that paltry existence which we now call reality? How shall we ascend to that which humanity is destined? By mastering the dreamworld of course. That is how, my pupils, that is how.

Norham Waterpaw

#2329
January 04, 2015, 03:34:09 AM
Granted, but it has a severe virus which prevents it from functioning entirely.

I wish for a pet fish.
Hey you! What? Expecting a great quote or some heart-warming poem? Too bad, my signature is just boring. Stop reading it. Stop it. Why are you still reading it?

Mhera

#2330
January 04, 2015, 03:55:55 AM
Granted, but an unsuspecting friend comes over the day after you get it and you ask said friend to cook dinner. Friend is a huge fan of sushi, and decides that's on the menu. However you don't have fresh fish on hand. Rather then run out to some super-market for subpar fish Friend decides to use the freshest option available. Adios, Pet Fish.

I wish I wern't such a procrastinator.

Maudie

#2331
January 04, 2015, 05:48:09 AM
Granted. You are so fast at everything that you create tons of friction,  causing your house to explode, which destroys all of your work.

I wish I had a million dollars.
"And this is life eternal, that they might know thee the only true God, and Jesus Christ, whom thou hast sent." John 17:3

Lady Ashenwyte

#2332
January 04, 2015, 05:53:57 AM
Granted, you spend it all on fish and you become bankrupt and then all the fish slap you and you die.
I wish I wish.

Quote from: Rainshadow on January 03, 2015, 06:44:07 PM


 I wish that Ash-kun would stop spoiling Kyou Kara Maoh!, as that's an anime I intend to watch.  *Hint hint*  ;)  :P

Granted!  ;)
The fastest way to a man's heart- Or anyone's, in fact- Is to tear a hole through their chest.

Indeed. You are as ancient as the soot that choked Pompeii into oblivion, though not quite as uncaring. - Rusvul

Just a butterfly struggling through my chrysalis.

Maudie

#2333
January 04, 2015, 07:20:02 AM
I could not make sense of your wish, so I will assume that you wish to watch everyone you love die slowly and painfully.

Man, that's morbid.

I wish for a secret valentine. What? I'm tired.
"And this is life eternal, that they might know thee the only true God, and Jesus Christ, whom thou hast sent." John 17:3

Lady Ashenwyte

#2334
January 04, 2015, 07:52:30 AM
Granted, but that secret valentine is Gulo the Savage.

I wish I had a horse- dragon.
The fastest way to a man's heart- Or anyone's, in fact- Is to tear a hole through their chest.

Indeed. You are as ancient as the soot that choked Pompeii into oblivion, though not quite as uncaring. - Rusvul

Just a butterfly struggling through my chrysalis.

The Mask

#2335
January 04, 2015, 10:08:36 AM
Granted, horse->dragon means a horse is eaten by a dragon. It's dead now

I wish for something called...
...
...
I am a squirrel, an otter, a mouse, a fox, a stoat, a ferret, a weasel, a wildcat, a hare, a hedgehog, a badger; I am the master of disguises, The Mask.

" I will burn the heart out of you." Moriarty, Sherlock

Lady Ashenwyte

#2336
January 04, 2015, 12:39:38 PM
Granted, you have it, but you have no idea what to do with it and throw it away where DDBs take it and use it to take over the world.

I wish I was upgraded to Lord_Ashenwyte X.
The fastest way to a man's heart- Or anyone's, in fact- Is to tear a hole through their chest.

Indeed. You are as ancient as the soot that choked Pompeii into oblivion, though not quite as uncaring. - Rusvul

Just a butterfly struggling through my chrysalis.

Søren

#2337
January 04, 2015, 07:11:07 PM
Granted, but X means 10 and by the tenth version of Lord_Ashenwytes, everyone hates them.
I wish I wasn't sick.


I'm retired from the forum

Mhera

#2338
January 04, 2015, 10:36:22 PM
Granted, instead you're dead.

I wish it wasn't so windy.

The Mask

#2339
January 04, 2015, 10:48:02 PM
Granted, all wind on earth leaves. You die of suffocation.

I wish for a llama-shaped hedge.
I am a squirrel, an otter, a mouse, a fox, a stoat, a ferret, a weasel, a wildcat, a hare, a hedgehog, a badger; I am the master of disguises, The Mask.

" I will burn the heart out of you." Moriarty, Sherlock
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