Corrupt-a-Wish

[Verdauga]

Granted, but then you got more stuff, and don't have time for all of it.

I wish I could leave this topic.

[shisteer of nothing much]

Granted but then you find yourself in a topic that's worse and you can't leave.

I wish I could be at two places at the same time.

[Verdauga]

Granted. Nobody else understands it, and they all expect you to be where they are.

I wish I had a life._{I feel like this was already used, but...}

[shisteer of nothing much]

Granted. You have a life in which you need to go to school.

I wish we had more chicks.

[One-Eye the wildcat]

yes, but they get killed.

I wish I was happier.

[Perifaen]

You are now at the happiest you've ever been but it is the happiest you will ever be.

I wish I was flexible.

[Kade Rivok]

Granted, you're now the most flexible person in the world.  Too bad you can't control your flexibility; now you have to kinda just flop everywhere.  Like a big ol' flexible fish.

I want the best treehouse ever

[One-Eye the wildcat]

Granted, but you have the worst tree for it.

[Kade Rivok]

Well I guess I get another wish.  I wish I had the BEST tree for my best treehouse.

[One-Eye the wildcat]

Granted, but the tree and treehouse are falling into lava.

I wish for no more wishes.

[Kade Rivok]

Granted, you get no more wishes.  Stipulation, previous wishes are cancelled out by future wishes.  Meaning, you get no more wishes unless you make another wish.

I wish my best tree and best treehouse could fly

[shisteer of nothing much]

Granted but you can't direct where or when they fly, or stop flying, so your treehouse flies over over the ocean and then stops and sinks to the bottom.

I wish books grew on trees.

[Booklover]

Granted, but all the trees get burned down, global warming happens, and we all die.

I wish that humans would never go extinct.

[Verdauga]

GOOD NEWS!!! They Won't (Seriously ) Bad news is they become incredibly ann---wait, they already are. They become even more annoying!

[shisteer of nothing much]

Granted. People are now more annoying.

I wish pianos were easier to tune.