Corrupt-a-Wish

[Redwallfan7]

Granted but you fall out of the sky on a really high altitude

I wish I could host a redwall party with all of you guys

[DanielofRedwall]

Granted, but no-one shows up.

I wish for a new television.

[MatthiasMan]

Granted, but it's static.

I wish I didn't have to go to school tomorrow.

[Tiria Wildlough]

Granted, but you have to go to school the day after that.
I wish I could find a game I played yesterday.

[Redwallfan7]

Granted, but as soon as you find it and you turn around for just one moment, you lose it again

I wish I could have a set of gel pens

[DanielofRedwall]

Granted, but none of them work.

I wish for an ice-cream.

[eualaia]

granted but it meltses


i wish for a fish-like computer

[DanielofRedwall]

Granted, but it fixes itself as soon as you receive it.

I wish for a bowl of cereal.

[winifred]

Granted but it turns into maggots
I wish Cancer didn't exist!

[DanielofRedwall]

Granted, but every other disease in the world increases in severity by two.

I wish it wasn't raining.

[winifred]

Granted but as soon as you walk out a cloud(not a rain cloud) follows you head.
I wish I could have wrote a letter to brian jaques.

[Tiria Wildlough]

Granted, but you couldn't think of anything to say.
I wish I had more skirts.

[DanielofRedwall]

Granted, but none of them fit.

I wish a really comfortable pillow.

[Redwallfan7]

Granted but now your bed's not comfy

I wish I could sketch a fantasy scene better

[Tiria Wildlough]

Granted, but now you can't sketch anything else.
I wish I had a lollipop.