Corrupt-a-Wish

[DanielofRedwall]

Granted, but it's burnt.

I wish for a vacation.

[Redwaller]

Granted. But there's a big storm and your vacation is cancelled

I wish I could fly   

[winifred]

Granted, but I don't get it, so I can't grant it.
Winifred, do some lollipops really have bugs in the middle?

Anyway, I wish for a piece of fruitcake.

YEP! I know disgusting! Where I live you can get them at world market (I think ) Or at the beach.

Granted, but you can't ever get down

I wish that my wish would be corrupted.

[DanielofRedwall]

Granted, but... Oh, no! I can't corrupt the wish because that'll be your wish granted, but I can't grant the wish because that goes against the game!

I wish for a milkshake.

[Tiria Wildlough]

Granted, but it's a zucchini milkshake.
I wish for an iceblock.

[DanielofRedwall]

Granted, but it's a zucchini iceblock.

I wish for a good tree to climb.

[Redwaller]

granted but it's full of bees.

I wish I had a wish.

[psybox]

granted, but it's the wrong wish

i wish that i knew how to make faith plates.

[Redwall Musician]

Granted. Now you can make plates that say "Faith" on them.

I wish I had another panda shirt.

[Matthias720]

Granted, but it's three sizes too small.

I wish I was more like Whaleware.

[psybox]

granted, but it's because whaleware is more like you, not the other way around
i wish for better spelling

[Dannflower Reguba]

Granted, but your grammar is in ruin.

I wish that I had portal 2.

[psybox]

granted, but you missed the sale.

i wish i had a real ASHPD.

[Dannflower Reguba]

You do... It's just a plastic replica.

I wish I had the DLC pack for Supreme Commander 2 (which I'm looking to buy soon! yAY!)

[Captain Rake Nightfur]

granted but it doesn't work  

i wish a had 10 different types of cheese XD