Corrupt-a-Wish

[Redwallfan7]

Granted, but now you're bad at something else.

I wish I could get this New comic book I found

[Flandor]

Granted but they cancel the series after that issue.

I wish I could have a kitten.

[Tiria Wildlough]

Granted, but it doesn't like your partner.
I wish I could have a ferret.

[Flandor]

Granted, but you get the World's Most Evil Ferret, distantly related to Swartt Sixclaw, and he destroys your house.

I wish that Ray would stop snoring.

[Tiria Wildlough]

Granted. Now you start snoring.
I wish my hands weren't stiff.

[Redwallfan7]

Granted, but now you're legs are stiff.

I wish I could make where I'm going less hot (temperature wise)

[Tiria Wildlough]

Granted, but there's a terrible smell.
I wish I didn't have to get off.

[Skipper]

Sure but the computer/laptop is REALLY REALLY slow.
I wish i was homeschooled.

[DanielofRedwall]

Granted, but your legs fall off. I don't know why.

I wish for an apple.

[Redwaller]

granted, but it's full of worms

I wish that it wouldn't rain

[Skipper]

sure but you get snowed in and your supplies run out.
I wish i had a ton of cool powers

[Redwallfan7]

Granted, but you lose a ton of your stuff in your bedroom

I wish I could be even better at drawing

[MatthiasMan]

Granted, but you have to come to Maryland so I can teach you.

I wish I could have another pet dog.

[Skipper]

sure but it runs away
I wish i could live the life of an otter for a month

[Redwaller]

Granted, but after the month, you live the life of a pig for ever