Corrupt-a-Wish

[Leatho Shellhound]

Granted, But it is to HOT to eat.

I wish more people would reply to my drawings

[Skyblade]

Yeah, but they reply bad things

I wish I could drive already, and be good at it

[Leatho Shellhound]

Granted, But than your car stops working.

I wish for my own computer, not.

[Rainshadow]

  Well, too bad, you got a computer.


  I wish that it would rain constantly (I love rain).

[Leatho Shellhound]

Granted, but it freezes when it hits the ground.

I wish for a new toy for my dog.

Um I don't have my own computer.

[Eustace Scrubb]

Granted, but your dog rips the toy to shreds and leaves pieces of it all around the house.

I wish that I could have whatever I want whenever I want it.

[MatthiasMan]

Granted, but whatever you want is evil.


I wish I didn't have to practice my trumpet.

[Skyblade]

Ok, now you have to practice playing an instrument you don't know how to play

I wish I had muscles

[MatthiasMan]

Granted, but your still not strong.

I wish I could live in England.

[Skyblade]

Ok, you live in a horribly polluted place with thugs and diseases aplenty.

I wish my wish will be corrupted

[MatthiasMan]

Granted, but. . .wait what? That doesn't make sense. You have to say a wish and then wish for it to be corrupted.

I wish this lady wasn't so confusing.

[Griffen]

granted, but then you get confusing

bubble gum, bubble gum in a dish, how many pieces of gun do you wish?

i wish for seven pieces of bubble gum.

[Redwallfan7]

Granted, but some otters eat three pieces

I wish that some apps on an iPad are entirely free

[WarriorOfMossflower]

Granted, but there are no iPads in the future.

I wish to taste a Redwall dish.

[Redwallfan7]

Granted, but it's an illusion

I wish I could go into a Redwall book