Corrupt-a-Wish

[Rainshadow]

  Granted, but you only stay 14 for a week.  Ha!  Oh, and you have to do school all of the time.


  I wish that I had a stack of paper that couldn't get ruined by liquid or fire.

[WarriorOfMossflower]

Granted, but whenever you touch it the paper shatters.

I wish for a wish. (xD)

[Rainshadow]

  NEVAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  I wish that I could read people's minds.

[WarriorOfMossflower]

Granted, but there are no people to read the minds of...only wishes.

I wish I could stop wishing.

[Rainshadow]

  Wish not granted!  You will never stop wishing!


  I wish that animals were intelligent and could speak.

[WarriorOfMossflower]

Granted, but you are now deaf and cannot hear the animals speak.

I wish I would continue to have Redwall dreams. (seriously, I have been ever since I read Rakkety Tam!)

[Redwallfan7]

Granted, but the dreams last for only five minutes

I wish that I could have apple cider again

[WarriorOfMossflower]

Granted, but it's poisoned.

I wish that...um...I didn't have to wish? xD

[Rainshadow]

  Granted.  Now, you can never wish again.


 I wish that I could change into any animal.

[WarriorOfMossflower]

Granted, but you change into a worm. xD

Well...can't really wish any more... I wish that I could wish!

[Rainshadow]

  Granted.  That was your wish.  You can never wish again.  Go away.  Lol, just kidding.


  I wish that it would rain all the time, but not flood.

[WarriorOfMossflower]

Granted, but rain turns to ice as soon as it touches the ground, making it very slippy underpaw.

I wish that I could take back that I wish never to wish again! (xD)

[Rainshadow]

  Umm... wish granted I think?  You now have 1 wish.  Spend it wisely, young padawan.


  I wish that dragons (the mythical ones) were real.

[WarriorOfMossflower]

(Ack!)

Granted, but they eat you.

I wish not to use this one wish for the moment! *prays*

[Rainshadow]

  Wish not granted.  You just used your wish.  Tut tut, you should have been wiser.


  I wish that WarriorofMossflower could have one more wish.  (You better pay me back for that!)