1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.

[Dreamer]

321. get horses and ride them into the store. 322. find cows and herd them into the store, causing a stampede. 323. host a major food fight.

[Romsca]

324. Dance Gangnam style in someone's cart
lol

[Tiria Wildlough]

^^Hahaha.
325. Wear wacky sunglasses with glitter on them and go around walking backwards.

[Dreamer]

326. have a game of kickball in the store 327. hire a rock band to play inside during store hours

[Romsca]

328. Release all of the zhu zhu pets all over the store

[WarriorOfMossflower]

329: Steal a person's cart (the classic)
330: Read this list over the intercom
331: Use some sort of knockout gas to put the whole store to sleep
332: After doing 331, go around and draw moustaches on people using magic markers

[Dreamer]

Lol!!!

[Kitsune]

333. Run through a crowded area with your cart screaming and knocking people over
334. Scream at a random person "I HATE YOU!!!!"
335. take all the stickers from the lady at the front(if she's there that day) and stick them on random people XD

[WarriorOfMossflower]

336: Stand at the door and give creepy smiles to the customers
337: While creepily smiling, say, "Walmart is a horrible place to shop. You should go to Target instead."
338: As an alternative to 337, scream at the customers you see: "Turn around right now! The food is poisonous! The electronics are fakes! The toys are ALIVE!"

[Tiria Wildlough]

339. Run around screaming 'THE END OF THE WORLD IS COMING!' See how many people start freaking out.

[Romsca]

340. Instead of just screaming "the end of the world is coming" freak out and start screaming at the top of your lungs "THE END OF THE WORLD IS TODAY!!!!!!"
341. Hide in the store and eat all of the food
342. Do a chemistry experiment inside walmart
343. After doing 342 blame it on the manager

[phoenixfoden]

343.eat some of the sample foods and pretend to die.
344.park your car right in front of the shop doors so nobody can get in.

[Tiria Wildlough]

345. Hire an actor to eat the samples and pretend to die.

[Ungatt Trunn]

346. Follow all the customers around while tapping there heads.

[phoenixfoden]

346.do burnouts in the carpark