1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.

[WarriorOfMossflower]

347: Ride a motorcycle through the store
348: Get a stepladder. Stand above the entrance. Dump buckets of water down on customers
349: Do 348, and when the customer looks at you angrily, point to the nonexistent person behind you and say, "They did it!"

[Kitsune]

350. Get a mob of people to try to go through the doors all at once so no one can get in or out 

[phoenixfoden]

351.pick fights with random people and make a fistfighting tournament in the middle of the store

[Kitsune]

352. Put somthing in someone's pocket so that when they leave they look like they were trying to steal it!! 
353. Take a baseball bat to a cash register

[Rainshadow]

  354.  Take someone's cellphone and call a random number (while running from the owner of the phone), singing Payphone (Maroon 5) to the random person.

[Kitsune]

355. Dress up as Santa Clause and steal things while shouting "have a merry Christmas! Ho ho ho!"

[WarriorOfMossflower]

356: Sneakily stuff candy in your pockets and see if you're noticed. (Note: This may work better in a large crowd, where you can look unconspicuous)
357: Knowing that you have a terrible singing voice, attempt to screech 'Call Me Maybe' over the intercom
358: Also on the intercom: say 'Call this number or I will murder all of humanity!' and give a random number

[Mattio]

have races with your friends on bikes


open a bag of candy and offer some to random people



has any1 thought of this STEALING

[WarriorOfMossflower]

361: Barricade the entrance
362: Do 361 and peek out from a hole in your barricade. Yell, "You'll never take Redwall Abbey, you vermin!"
363: When you are reported to the police, innocently deny all cutsomers' claims by sucking noisily on your paw hand. (Silent Sam, anyone?)

Mattio, we have incorporated that theme. A lot. xD, though I hope nobody would ever think of doing this stuff for real. Back to the stealing thing though: you can still bend it in any creative way you want to. Don't worry, we already have a lot of repeats anyways.
By the way, could you please number your additions to the list next time? It makes it easier for everyone.

[Mattio]

righto

[Leatho Shellhound]

364: yell EULALIAAAA GIVE 'EM BLOOD 'N VINEGAR and wack people with toy weapons.

[Tiria Wildlough]

365. Crawl around like a baby and hug random peoples' legs, and say 'DON'T LEAVE ME!!!! '

[Redwallfan7]

366. Get yourself and two friends, and film an iCarly webisode in the middle of the store
367. Sing an 80's  song in a high pitched tone in people's faces
368. Laugh like a maniac while taking bites out of the bakery cakes and pies

[Tiria Wildlough]

369. Mix up the labels on things.

[Redwallfan7]

370. Roller skate in the store
371. Have a sleepover with your friends in the store