1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.

[WarriorOfMossflower]

(OOWC: Guys, we should really try to post the correct numbers so nobody gets confused.)

447: Go up to random people and tap their shoulder persistently. When they turn to ask what you're doing, say "Would you like some fries with that?"
448: Go on the intercom and let everybody know that all items in the store are free for one day only. Sit back and enjoy the flash mob.
449: Again on the intercom, tell everybody that Target has much better deals and that Walmart will soon be going bankrupt.

[Martin the warrior]

450:announce there is a rabid squirrel on the loose

[Kitsune]

451: even worse, announce that there is a rabid Mattio on the loose!

[Ungatt Trunn]

452. Climb up one of there latters and then grab onto the ceiling before the latter falls. Then you are dangling from the ceiling!
453. Put on some of there scuba gear and try to cramb yourself into one of there fishtanks.

[W0NWILL]

454. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

[Norham Waterpaw]

455. Bungee Jumping with a stiff rope

[Ungatt Trunn]

456. Open all of there games and play them.

[KitrallStreamrippler]

457: Get some friends and build Redwall Abbey out of boxes, then have some of them pretend they are a vermin horde attacking it. You should be inside as the Abbey Champion.

[Norham Waterpaw]

458:
Diving in to a dry pool.

[KitrallStreamrippler]

Ouch.

459: Act like you're a spy/secret agent. Do somersaults through the aisles, "mistake" an innocent bystander for your enemy spy, etc.

[Ungatt Trunn]

460. Just kindly ask the manager to kick you out of Wall-Mart.

[Norham Waterpaw]

Didn't this topic used to be called 1000 ways to die? Or was that just me, that'll expalin the stiff rooe and pool thing.

Go to the sporting goods section, buy a paintball gun and ammo, and shoot the people who don't buy your fav. Brand.

[KitrallStreamrippler]

462: Act like the Zombie Apocalypse is starting, and claim Wal-Mart as your fortress.

[Norham Waterpaw]

463:Claim you have the zombie infection, and chase several people till they have a heart-attack.

[Ungatt Trunn]

464. Get onto the Redwall Abbey Forum...using one of Wal-Marts laptops.