1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.

[Martin the warrior]

434 at the check out line get some friends and have them put a hundred piggy banks on  the cash register and crack them open one by one.  
if there is anything you don't understand about that just quote and ask
435 After being kicked out the police see you and ask what you were doing sowly repeat in a stupid vocie " I ............. Ain't .................. Done ....................... No.........THing  

[Leatho Shellhound]

434 at the check out line get some friends and have them put a hundred piggy banks on  the cash register and crack them open one by one.  

Adding on to that.

436: All the money is foreign.

[winifred]

Martin the Warrior bumped it down to the 100's...we're in the 400's, people!

422. Act like you own everything in the store (the food, the clothes, etc.) and use all of it like it's yours

OOWC: My bad. Mea Culpa
600 more people..... almost there!!!!
Then maybe I'll modify my first post to: 3,000 way to get kicked out.

437:line 2liter soda bottles all the way down the middle of the drins isle. Take each lid off. slowy drop 2 mentos in each one. Presto.... Fireworks!!!!!!!

[Tam and Martin]

438. Then shoot them at people and yell "Early Fourth of July"

[SPSF kodachorm otter7486]

Say every cuss word on the speaker and run

[winifred]

Say every cuss word on the speaker and run

I would never do that. 

440)Kindly get shopping carts for everyone who walks in and let everyone know that everything is 50% off b/c Walmart is going bankrupt!!!

[cregga rose eyes]

 *shame-shame* 

[winifred]

ok....... who said bad on the poll!
*Glares at everyone*
it's ok, free opinion etc.

[cregga rose eyes]

That was me!!!!!!   

[winifred]

That was me!!!!!!   

IT WAS??!!!!!!!!!!!
JK!
It's ok, was it an accident? Cause I can try resetting the poll, if it wasn't then great!!!!!!!!!

[cregga rose eyes]

That was me!!!!!!   

IT WAS??!!!!!!!!!!!
JK!
It's ok, was it an accident? Cause I can try resetting the poll, if it wasn't then great!!!!!!!!!

no it wasn't an accident. I think the things you post are funny, I just wouldn't do any of it.

[Tiria Wildlough]

We're not meant to actually DO it, we're just being silly. You don't think we actually DO these things, do you?

441. Take away all the movies you don't like and replace them with ones you do like.
442. Wrap up some clocks and give them to people, saying, 'See, it's a bomb! You can hear it ticking!'
443. Draw mustaches on all the people in the posters and things.

[Ungatt Trunn]

444. Hold a consert using Walmart's gituars.

[SPSF kodachorm otter7486]

41.act like martin the warrior and run to the back of the store and act like your hitting vermin

[Mad Maudie]

42. Empty a bunch of of snack bags then check out all the empty bags.