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1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.

Started by winifred, May 03, 2012, 11:27:27 PM

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EPIC!!!!
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LOL out of my chair!
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Kitsune

#495
May 13, 2014, 01:15:07 AM
734: Open up all of the ice bags and throw ice around while singing "Let It Go". :D

The Skarzs

#496
May 13, 2014, 01:16:10 AM
735: Spit on the doors of the frozen foods and clean them (Spit 'n shine)
Cave of Skarzs

Cave potato.

Rusvul

#497
May 13, 2014, 03:10:59 AM
735:  Sig Katyusha. Very loudly. In Russian.

Ferrousferret

#498
May 13, 2014, 08:47:03 PM
Quote from: The Skarzs on May 11, 2014, 12:40:55 AM
728: Gather a bunch of homeless people and have them go around just looking at the food.

736: Or, alternatively, gather a bunch of homeless people, tell them you'll buy them anything they want... then, sort of, just wander off.

HeadInAnotherGalaxy

#499
May 14, 2014, 01:40:54 AM
737. Drav zmoiley facez in ze frozen-food doorz. (Ze fog)
NARDOLE; You are completely out of your mind!
DOCTOR: How is that news to anyone?

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Tam and Martin

#500
May 14, 2014, 01:45:21 AM
738: Run around with fake retractable knives and pretend to stab people  :-X


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Rusvul

#501
May 14, 2014, 01:46:10 AM
739: Run around with not-so-fake not-so-retractable knives and not-so-pretend to stab people.

Dag Downyfur

#502
May 17, 2014, 01:59:21 PM
740: Act out an entire Redwall-style battle, with foam swords from the toys section.

(All of these...or at least most..would make a great video for YouTube. Imagine getting a group of friends together, going to a Walmart, and recording yourselves doing these things until getting kicked out.)
Doctor Who is epic, so is Sherlock. And many other fandoms, but there's not enough room to list them all in my signature!
"I am and always will be the optimist, the hoper of far-flung hopes and the dreamer of improbable dreams." -Matt Smith

Amarith Waterspring

#503
May 17, 2014, 02:08:41 PM
741: sing the star spangled banner while waving flags in everyones face.
Rosie is weird,
Violets are weirder,
I can't rhyme,
Potato.

Dag Downyfur

#504
May 17, 2014, 02:14:23 PM
742: fall asleep on one of the display beds. (The ones that they put out to show what certain quilts and stuff look like on a bed.) When someone tries to wake you up, act like you're having a nightmare or just a really intense dream and scream: "THE WEASEL ARMY IS COMING! THE WEASEL ARMY SHOWS NO MERCY!  WE MUST TAKE COVER, BEFORE THEY OVERTAKE OUR SQUIRREL OUTPOST!"
Doctor Who is epic, so is Sherlock. And many other fandoms, but there's not enough room to list them all in my signature!
"I am and always will be the optimist, the hoper of far-flung hopes and the dreamer of improbable dreams." -Matt Smith

Dannflower Reguba

#505
May 17, 2014, 03:40:37 PM
Pfff. weasels couldn't take squirrels.  :P
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Faiyloe

#506
May 17, 2014, 03:48:58 PM
So true!  ;D Squiddels rule (Spelling intentional)
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Dag Downyfur

#507
May 17, 2014, 05:42:40 PM
(Then you can swap the weasels and squirrels XD so that it's the merciless squirrel army.)
Doctor Who is epic, so is Sherlock. And many other fandoms, but there's not enough room to list them all in my signature!
"I am and always will be the optimist, the hoper of far-flung hopes and the dreamer of improbable dreams." -Matt Smith

Wylder Treejumper

#508
May 29, 2014, 08:11:19 PM Last Edit: June 05, 2014, 08:37:33 PM by Wylder Treejumper
743: Goosestep around the store drawing swastikas on everything and yelling, "Hail Hitler!"

744: Have a sudden personality change and start burning everything you drew a swastika on yelling "Blasted Nazis!"
"'Tis the business of small minds to shrink, but he whose heart is firm, and whose conscience approves his conduct, will pursue his principles unto death."
-Thomas Paine

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-George Washington

Courage: Not only the willingness to die manfully, but also the determination to live decently.

Delthion

#509
October 04, 2014, 09:07:09 PM
#745. Start bribing all of the cashiers to quit.

#746. Run around yelling "BOMB!!!!!"
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