1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.

[Blaggut]

#762: Stand at an empty checkout booth and auction off products.
#763: Stand in front of a product's shelf and start giving a sales pitch to anyone who passes.
#764: Tell people your from the Kill Babies United charity and ask for money at the door.
#765: Pretend to be a staff/cop and tell people they can't buy X item and try to take it from them if they don't comply
#766: Ask people to sword fight/larp/boffer/nerf against you
#767: Force them to read a Redwall Book (you'll be doing a good deed!)

[SilentSam]

Lol

[Delthion]

#768: Free several tenants of a criminally insane asylum, who are mainly psychopaths, and give them knives and send them rampaging through Wal-Mart.

[Faiyloe]

Um Oracle The Earl is beginning to influence you'r thinking.

[Delthion]

No he's not! I don't know why you would think such a thing. Oops...

[Faiyloe]

Earl... *Crosses arms, taps foot and raises eyebrow reproachfully* I know it is you. What did you do with Oracle?

[Delthion]

YOU'LL NEVER FIND HIM!!!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!

Anyone that dares to search
Should start at a wizened birch.
Follow the greatest cheer to behold
In the place where the tales are told,
Where is the drink brewed and hid?
Search beyond the far shore.
And where are the falling cores?

This is where he's stowed.

Basically just guess at where he is from the riddle.

[Faiyloe]

I have a better idea. *Zombie pinata runs over* GO find Oracle! *Zombie Pinata runs over to The Earl and crawls all over him sniffing him* *it gets the sent* *Jumps off and runs after the sent* There that should do it. All I have to do is wait.

[Delthion]

MWAHAHAHAHA!!!! I shall never give the Oracle up until you solve the riddle!!!

[Faiyloe]

(Check the insane asylum)

[Delthion]

No, no. THat is him waiting in a room in any location waiting to be found! Solve the riddle and I regain my sanity except in the Insane asylum.

[Faiyloe]

OH! Just wait here. I will be right back.

[Jukka the Sling]

#769: Send a zombie piñata on a rampage through the store.
#770: Start welding the shelves together.

[SilentSam]

#771: Eat a plastic item.
#772: Lick an employee
#773: Crush an item that you didn't pay for.
#774: Bring a cow into Walmart.
#775: Dump water onto an employee.

[Søren]

@#772 Lolololo