1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.

[Lady Ashenwyte]

791. Bring a wild elephant in musth into Walmart and watch the carnage.

[Skyblade]

792: Use the checkout thing as a treadmill.

[LT Sandpaw]

793: Take as many items into the bathrooms as you can leave them in there and go back for more as many times as you can.

[Skyblade]

Lol

794. Drive your car into the store.
795. Break the glass that holds video games.
796. If there is store music (I don't remember but whatevs), change it to a heavy metal or little kid's song. Whichever seems more inappropriate.

[LT Sandpaw]

The one Barny song

[Mhera]

797. Switch the signs for the men's and women's restrooms

[Hickory]

Dismantle al the shelves. (798)

[LT Sandpaw]

799 Take forever deciding on which gum to chose and hold up the line

800 Complain loudly too the manager that the security cameras are looking at you.

[HeadInAnotherGalaxy]

801. Brin' vone o' zeze in-

Zen again, ye could brin' anozer an' zen anozer in...


802. Keep brin'in' zeze in.

[Banya]

803 Engage your friends in a plastic sword fight!  That's how I got kicked out.  They sell machetes too, if you're that hardcore.

[Hickory]

804. Toss airsoft guns to friends and begin to have a shootout. Talk in gangsta accents.

[Luftwaffles]

805. Talk in a foreign language on the intercom.

[Wot, wot!]

  806: sit down in the middle of the aisle and read a book while eating some chocolate

[Banya]

807.  ...from a large boxed variety set of gourmet chocolate off of the Valentine's display.  Don't pay for it.

[Feles]

808. if you see anyone wearing a superman shirt, shoot them in the chest, when they start bleeding, say "i guess not"