1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.

[Tungro]

1013
Hide in the clothing racks and grab people as they walk by

[The Witessss]

1014
get chewed bubbled gum stuck in the manager's hair

[Kreg]

1015
Creating a shop in Walmart

[The Shadow of Korriban]

1016

Staring at the local shopper in his sleeping suit.

[Booklover]

1017 Play Christmas music at full volume (on multiple devices) in the middle of July.
1018 Jump onto one of the tills and dance while shouting something rude as loud as you can.

[The Shadow of Korriban]

1019

Clap loudly at a smol babe's face.

[Booklover]

1020 Set fire to the shelves.
1021 Set fire to the objects on the shelves.
1022 Set fire to one of the staff.

[The Shadow of Korriban]

1023

Make a dirt angel on the floor of the bathroom.

[Ebantu the Kararehe]

Why is this even a thread?
(also I saw a Boromir meme a while ago that said "One does not simply walk into Walmart. There is evil there that does not sleep.")

[One-Eye the wildcat]

Use te lights as target practice

[The Shadow of Korriban]

1024

Grab a babe and run.

[Jukka the Sling]

1026:

[Kade Rivok]

1027

Stick a grim reaper outfit on a drone and chase old people around with it.

[Ebantu the Kararehe]

That's so mean!

[Ebantu the Kararehe]

*bump* This topic deserves to live.