1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.

[Ungatt Trunn]

500. Sing steampunk songs very loudly over the loudspeaker with the volume all the way up.

Hey! We made it past the halfway mark !
501. Dress up as Mr. Monopoly and try to extort people that Mr. Monopoly owns Wal-Mart, so they have to pay the rent of $500,000,00.

[KitrallStreamrippler]

502. Stand behind the cashier, just looking over the shoulder while they work.

503. Dress up in clothes from a different time period and act like you've never seen any of the stuff before. (Especially the TVs and stuff).

[Buzz_Bumble]

502. Stand behind the cashier, just looking over the shoulder while they work.

Even faster way to get thrown out ...

504: Stand behind the customers at the checkout watching them enter their pin numbers.

503. Dress up in clothes from a different time period and act like you've never seen any of the stuff before. (Especially the TVs and stuff).

505: Dress up in futuristic clothing and walk around saying how quaint and old fashioned all the latest gadgets are, and that you remember learning about them in History class.   

[Norham Waterpaw]

506: "accidentally" drop a torch in the beer ailse.

[sir squidsalot]

507: run around singing the nyan cat theme song while eating unpaid for pop tarts from the food isle

[Norham Waterpaw]

Ha!

508: Go to the fruits section, and proceed to THROW BANANAS!!!

[Buzz_Bumble]

509: Take contorl of the intercom and start singing "10 Billion Bottles of Beer on the Wall".

[Maudie]

510: set a tent up in the middle of the camping aisle and start a 'campfire'

[Ungatt Trunn]

511. Get on one of there HUGE lawn mowers and start recking everything in the store!

[Rusvul]

507: run around singing the nyan cat theme song while eating unpaid for pop tarts from the food isle

EAT Nyancat? That's awful!

[Norham Waterpaw]

512: Spontaneously combust

[Shadowed One]

513. Ram shopping carts into the shelves so the stuff falls on the ground.
514. Buy a bunch of wine bottles(filled) and smash them on people's heads.

[Rusvul]

514 would literally kill people. Or at the very least, give them an extremely severe concussion.

[Buzz_Bumble]

515: Get a group of friends together and go around filling up multiple trolleys and baskets each with small items, then all go up at once to the checkouts and say "Sorry, I don't want any of this".

[Shadowed One]

514 would literally kill people. Or at the very least, give them an extremely severe concussion.

Well, if you are going to get kicked out anyway....

516. Put BUY ONE GET ONE FREE! signs on all the shelves.