1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.

[Buzz_Bumble]

529: Dump Sugar on everyone

530: Dress up as a security guard and ask random shoppers to open their bags after they've been through the checkout, then break eggs into the open bags.

[Ungatt Trunn]

529: Dump Sugar on everyone

530: Dress up as a security guard and ask random shoppers to open their bags after they've been through the checkout, then break eggs into the open bags.

Eh, that should be 536, not 530
537. Shout out the Greek Alphibet through a Megaphone.

[Buzz_Bumble]

Oops!

538: Go around the store and shave the heads of any passing people.

[Rusvul]

529: Dump Sugar on everyone

539: Dump Slagar on everyone.

[Tiria Wildlough]

540. Run out of the Staff Only room dripping wet and screaming 'THAT WAS AWESOME!'

[Dinte]

571: Scream bloody murder in the bathroom

[Buzz_Bumble]

572: Grab a movie camera and a gun and hunt through the store saying you heard Bigfoot was seen there.

573: Wear a shaggy bear costume and walk through the store pretending to be Bigfoot.

[Dinte]

573: Play tag with the employees

574: run around in your birthday suit

575: shout "I AM A BELIEBER"

[Buzz_Bumble]

576: Run around shouting "The aliens have landed!" and pointing at random people saying "There's one! And there's one!".

577: Run around the store shouting "Earthquake!" and knocking everything of the shelves.

578: Fill up a trolley with lots of expensive items, and when they've totalled it at the checkout, pay using a bag of pennies (preferably pennies from a foreign country).

579: Run around the store pretending to be Chicken Litte yelling "The sky is falling!" and hiding under the tables, shelves, and checkout counters.

[Dinte]

580: selling drugs

581: Screeching like a chimpanzee and jump on people

582: having fun

[Ungatt Trunn]

583. Dress up as Martin the Warrior and yell, "You shall never take Redwall Abbey!".

[Buzz_Bumble]

584: If you're an employee, wear a shirt that is not one of the officially allowed colour shades.

[Maudie]

585: Go tell an employee that you have a complaint to make about the store, then take them to an aisle and knock all the stuff off the shelves, then tell the employee that your complaint is the store is a mess

[Romsca]

586: Go up to the employee who works near the section where they sell tables. Stand near a particularly flimsy table and ask him "Wanna know how animals eat their food...?"

[Buzz_Bumble]

584.5: Ring up a few random employees early in the morning and tell them the corporate uniform is now been changed to pink colours ... it won't get you kicked out, but it will get them kicked out. 


585.5: Go tell an employee that you have a complaint to make about the store, then take them to a food aisle and tell the employee that your complaint is there are bites marks in all the food ... when they say there aren't, grab some and take bites out and sya "Yes there are, see".


587: Pretend you're a monkey and climb up all the shelves and jump on all the beds, swing from the overhead lights, etc.