Wartime!

[Rusvul]

the attackers charge, and because their leader (me) is a strategic genius, they use duct tape ladders to climb the wall. 'DUCT TAPE WILL PREVAIL'

[Skipper]

Skipper laughs as his otters pour slippery oil on the walls, the oil flows down the wall contiunuously and the duct tape is covered in slippery oil.

[Rainshadow]

  Shadow joins Skippy-er- Skipper in whatever he's doing.

[Rusvul]

foxes jump down onto convienient duct tape matresses, then use torches to light the oil on fire, the fire races up the walls, and singes some otters. we use a duct tape torsian to throw in some flashpaper for good measure. we make a duct tape ram and batter your walls. we also grab some duct tape shovels and start to tunnel under (please dont pour hot liquid on us)

[Redwallfan7]

*the otters throw water balloons filled with hotroot soup at the opossums*

[Rainshadow]

foxes jump down onto convienient duct tape matresses, then use torches to light the oil on fire, the fire races up the walls, and singes some otters. we use a duct tape torsian to throw in some flashpaper for good measure. we make a duct tape ram and batter your walls. we also grab some duct tape shovels and start to tunnel under (please dont pour hot liquid on us)

  Wildcats pour hot tar into the tunnels.  "Hahar!  Take that!"

[Tiria Wildlough]

Photocopy leads half the ferrets in a charge against the wildcats, while Zeta and the other half tunnel under the otter fortress too.

[Skipper]

Skipper laughs as the walls are made of stone and the ground is made of two otters lengths of metal

[Tiria Wildlough]

But the ferrets blast through the metal with dynamite and burst through, slaying several otters.

[Skipper]

The metal slides back into place and reforms like it had never been blasted, some of the ferrets are crushed.

[Redwallfan7]

*the otters yell out a victory cheer*

[Tiria Wildlough]

But the ferrets lay lots of dynamite under all the floors and the otter fortress is obliterated.

[Skipper]

But then Skipper uses the force and stops the fort exploding everywhere, he forces it back together again like it had never been exploded.

[Rusvul]

rusvul starts to help  the ferrets and lays lots of ANFO and napalm right next to the wall. along with the ferret's tnt, it completely blows up the wall and all the ground below the wall. even if you fix the wall there will still be a hole under it...

[Skipper]

Skipper uses the force and fills the hole with the ground under the enemy making them fall to their death. He uses the force again and rebuilds the fort like nothing ever happened.