Wartime!

[W0NWILL]

"Oh, thanks!" Castiona drew *insert weapon name here* and flung it at Photocopy, "Your new name is Pottycopy!" The hares chant, "Pottycopy, Pottycopy!"

[Tiria Wildlough]

The ferrets slay all the hares who chanted. Then they plant grenades in the ground under the rest of the hares.

[Ungatt Trunn]

Ungatt Trunn's army of Stoats slay all of the Ferrets by surprise. He spares five so that they can join my army (Sorry I had to do that, Tiria Wildlough, but this is war, and because of this I cannot show mercy to you).

[Redwallfan7]

who wants to team up with my otter team to kill the ferrets?

[W0NWILL]

Me! ME!

[Redwallfan7]

ok!

[Rusvul]

skipper's otters? or someone elses? i fight against skippers otters, but with i wouldnt mind against ferrets.... golf clubs are awfully primitive.

[Redwallfan7]

*Hurls four javelins and four ferrets get slayed*

[Rusvul]

x starts killing the ferrets with flaming spears and arrows x

[Tiria Wildlough]

The ferrets respawn and kill one out of every five stoats for revenge.

[Rusvul]

but we're not stoats, so the foxes and wolves continue setting the ferrets on fire. 

[W0NWILL]

*Hares retreat to Salamandastron*

[Rainshadow]

  Wildcats look to Skipper.  "Wot's goin' on again?"

  OOC:  Seriously, what is going on?  I kept forgetting to go onto Wartime.

[Tiria Wildlough]

The ferrets toast the wildcats with their flamethrowers.

[Rusvul]

alliance rainshadow? we both seem to be killing the ferrets.