Wartime!

[Leatho Shellhound]

The opossums fire their cannon at the the otter fort and the fort is obliterated so much that it can't be rebuilt by force. Hahahaha

[Skipper]

Wrong Skipper rebuilds it like he previously has. (You guys must be jealous of my beautiful fort if you keep attacking me and not each other)

[Rusvul]

rusvul: hmmmmm, this isnt working....  attack the possums!

[Tiria Wildlough]

The ferrets obliterate the fort again and set off loads of smoke bombs so Skipper can't see to put it back together.
(Now you can't rebuild it again cause that would be powerplaying.)

[AbbotAlf0805]

The mice ambush the ferrets with their war cry, "VESTRUA!!"

[Redwallfan7]

the otters set up more bombs to throw at the ferrets

[Rusvul]

we charge into skippers fort and set fire to our arrows and spears and burn everything in sight.

[Tiria Wildlough]

The ferrets start killing all the otters as they rush about like ants when you disturb the anthill.

[Redwallfan7]

*I notch an arrow to my bowstring, and I aim it at a ferret who looks weak*

[W0NWILL]

But Tila beats you to the punch, literaly, she's a boxing hare! "Don't waste an arrer on 'im."

[Tiria Wildlough]

'I won't waste an arrow on you either, rabbit!' says Zeta, knocking Tila for six with her golf club.

[W0NWILL]

"I'm not a rabbit! I'm a hare!" Tila's sister, Castiona, whacks Zeta with her ball and chain.

[Tiria Wildlough]

'You're not only a rabbit, you're a rosemary rabbit!' shouts Zeta, knocking Castiona's teeth out with her golf club.
The other ferrets take up the chant. 'Rosemary rabbit! Rosemary rabbit!'

[W0NWILL]

"Wot's a Rosemary rabbit?" Castiona dents Zeta's head with her axe.

[Tiria Wildlough]

'It's a fluffy, adorable bundle of fuzz!' shouts Photocopy, leaping in front of Zeta and toasting Castiona with his flamethrower.