The Redwall Insult Fight!

[Jukka the Sling]

The next person to post is a long-legged, boggly-tailed, foggy-eyed, doodlypawed, cheesefaced, buffoonish excuse for a blinkin' lardbucket!   

[Rusvul]

Hi everyone! Luvvy here!

[Blaggut]

The next one to post is alinkypawed, sorry snouted, moldy tailed, yellow bellied scum scraper!

[Emperor Ublaz]

Oh yeah? I think you're a tweedletailed, berrybottomed whillywhisker!

[Faiyloe]

So, your a bootbrained, barrelbottomed, Wagglepawed, lily-livered Poltroon!   

[Cornflower MM]

Oh,  yeah??well, you're all

Lettuce- brained, baggy bottomed, brick-nosed
Excuses for beasts!!!!! I tried!!!!!

[Faiyloe]

Well that's better then I did I just took mine right out of the book.

[Cornflower MM]

Oh, really??? You blather tailed filthy muddy foggy nosed VERMIN!!!
Yore mother was mangy and yore daddy was barrel bottomed!!!!!!!!

Don't ask.

[Cornflower MM]

Well then you must be empty in the head you lousy yellow lily livered coward! You must have ants in your head if you call me flipper cause its plain to see im Skipper. I';ve more of a Skipper then you could ever be you wretched,droopy-pawed, crumpetfaced, nitnosed, daft, bobble-winged nuisance!You are a slackgutted, Thick-headed, useless, flea-bitten, birdbrained, bag-bellied, feckless oaf!You are a craventailed, foolish, muddleheaded, clay-faced, Thick-headed, Buck-tooth, addletongued wogglespike, you onionbonce!

I like nit nosed!!! And onion bounce!!

[rachel25]

Please don't double post Cornflower 
You're all big bottomed slather-faced, weasel, snot!

[Faiyloe]

Ok I am appalled by the lot of you!

[Cornflower MM]

Please don't double post Cornflower 
You're all big bottomed slather-faced, weasel, snot!

Oops!!! Droopy paws!!! Bobble wings slack gutty!!!

Ok I am appalled by the lot of you!

It's just some good fun, bag bellie!!!!!!!

[rachel25]

Of you little snotty faced runt. I bet your own mother died from your ugliness. And when was the last time you had a bath, smelly bum

[HeadInAnotherGalaxy]

You're all big bottomed slather-faced, weasel, snot!

Nozin'z vron' viz znot, ezpecially Weasel znot! Zae gae an' boil yer billy bally bottle-creeked 'ead! Yer Mozer vaz an' 'amzter, an' yer Fazer zpelled o' elderberriez! (Monty Pyzon reference for zoze vho recognize it)

[Jukka the Sling]

You...you...you Postman Pat!!!

ROFL!!!  My siblings and I have actually used that as an insult before!!