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Started by Rainshadow, January 08, 2013, 06:54:00 PM

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psybox

Seeing how I am controlling the universe from a computer, and I never actually saw prince charming, that post was entirely irrelevant.  Anyway, Prince Charming and the Fairy Godmother both died.

Ungatt Trunn

But they didn't, and psybox never heard from them again...

Life is too short to rush through it.

psybox

I never heard from them again, but just remember my spies are everywhere!  So they died again.

Ungatt Trunn

But they came to life again, and psybox's spies never saw them again...

Life is too short to rush through it.

Jukka the Sling

But somehow the fairy godmother managed to shoot Prince Charming with a high-powered Nerf gun!
"The world is indeed full of peril, and in it there are many dark places; but still there is much that is fair, and though in all lands love is now mingled with grief, it grows perhaps the greater." ~J.R.R. Tolkien

The Shade

But they had stolen the gun from the Nazis without paying. The Führer sent out the entire german army the retrieve the Nerf gun, but confusingly Darth Vader had wanted to steal from them too. This resulted in Hitler challenging Vader to a rap battle, which resulted in Vader getting angry and trying to slice Hitler in two with a light saber, but got temporarily blinded by an explosion of Boba Fett's ship crashing into a mountain.
They told me I was gullible. I believed them.

It is well known that 47% of statistics are made up on the spot.

I used to leave out half my sentances, but now I

Ungatt Trunn

Joachim Marcel, a random guy from Brooklyn, decided that he wanted to have a rap battle too. Unfortunatly, he didn't quite grasp the idea of a rap battle. He brought a bunge of gift rap, and then rapted up Darth Vadar and Hitler while singing

YOU RAP
I RAP
HE RAPS
SHE RAPS
WE ALL RAP
PAPER RAP!

Life is too short to rush through it.

Unimaginative

Suddenly, the mighty Norwood Fleet, from Betulgeuse 7 landed, and started shooting everything, while screaming "SUPERCALLIFRAGILISTICEXPELIDOCIUS" While this happened, Hitler exploded, and Darth Vader won the rap battle.
"Once built a steamboat in a meadow
Cos I'd forgotten how to sail" - The Gardener , The Tallest Man on Earth

Gonff the Mousethief

I want the world of Tolkien,
The message of Lewis;
The adventure of Jacques,
And the heart of Milne.
But I want the originality of me.



The Skarzs

But it didn't.

And Pluto was a planet. But it flew into the sun.
Cave of Skarzs

Cave potato.

Unimaginative

Which then turned to Ice, and melted it self, causing a downpour of water to hit the earth.
"Once built a steamboat in a meadow
Cos I'd forgotten how to sail" - The Gardener , The Tallest Man on Earth

Blaggut

And flooded the world. Then, suddenly mister penguin, our new star, flew off the ruined earth and to the mushroom planet thing, after being shrunken by the water from the flood.
~Just a soft space boi~

The Skarzs

I cannot post anything intelligent after that post :P
Cave of Skarzs

Cave potato.

Norham Waterpaw

Hey you! What? Expecting a great quote or some heart-warming poem? Too bad, my signature is just boring. Stop reading it. Stop it. Why are you still reading it?

The Skarzs

Cave of Skarzs

Cave potato.