Attention-Deficit Roleplaying

[W0NWILL]

And Dumbledore died again because his character wasn't so good. Snape lived in this crazy universe, and  had a brother,  ,  magically appeared and was exterminated by the Dalek.

[psybox]

then the dalek apperated into aperture science and exterminated GLaDOS, but she was Still Alive, so the dalek ate cake

[W0NWILL]

and  's cousin,  wanted the cake, so he shot the Dalek's eye stalk and stole the cake. He was like  What am I doing?

[Mattio]

then sauron took a big bite outta the cake since he gollumized the last guy who had it then he became enraged since he had no mouth. So he texted mouth ou sauron to take a bite of cake and describe it to him

[W0NWILL]

But the cake was a lie, and vaporized in Sauron's mouth.

[Rainshadow]

  Bob the Janitor then came along, mopping up the remains of the nonexistent cake.

[psybox]

and the dalek exterminated  , the mouth of sauron, sauron, and bob the janitor, who was an entirely different person than the other bob the janitor, they just share a name and a job.

[Rainshadow]

  Yes, the real Bob the Janitor was still hiding in his underground bunker, watching it all on the news while giggling and chatting with his Dalek buddy named Dave.  Dave the Dalek.

[psybox]

dave the dalek was the most evil dalek in existence , as he allied himself with bob the janitor, who was the antagonist, and so evil that even the daleks recognize him as pure evil, so our hero mad-eye the dalek broke into the bunker, killed the real bob the janitor, and as he faced dave the pure evil dalek, he...

[W0NWILL]

 , a brother of  , came in and tripped over Dave Dalek, just as Mad-eye Dalek fired his laser, died, like his cousins and brother before him.

[Rainshadow]

  Dave the Dalek was so enraged by the fact that his buddy, Bob the Janitor/Oral Hygienist/Dentist, was killed, that he immediately exterminated Mad-Eye the Dalek.  He then hopped into his spare TARDIS and went back in time, exterminating Mad-Eye the Dalek, thus saving Bob the Janitor/Oral Hygienist/Dentist.  Then he hopped back into the TARDIS and traveled back to the present, saying hello to Bob, who was slightly confused at what had just happened.

[psybox]

But mad-eye the dalek's past self's past self destroyed dave's TARDIS, because after he did, he told himself to, so
dave never saved Bob the janitor (both of them) and Bob the janitor/oral Hygienist/dentist.  because the three of them were entirely different people. 

OOC: dave was a friend of Bob the janitor, not Bob the Janitor/Oral Hygienist/Dentist, fix that.

[Kitsune]

Then a ten-story monster thing that looked like a rag doll started throwing 15-foot pies at people.

[Romsca]

Then Ultraman came and saved the day!
(it's okay if you don't know what that is. it's pretty old)

[Kitsune]

..but then his annoying energy thing ran out and he died.