Summer Nameday Feast

[Kitsune]

*glares at Shadowed One then dumps punch on his head*

[Rusvul]

FOOD FIGHT!!!

*zrovz banana creme piez at everyvone*

Erm, what's a banana?

[Kitsune]

*looks at Rusvul oddly*
You don't know what a banana is??
*throws banana at Rusvul's head which bounces of with a THUD!*

[Rusvul]

Wot devilry is this? Banana... What far-off land does this grow in?
OOC: There are no tropical fruits in Redwall. No pineapples, melons, or citrus. Or bananas. Not that using them here is bad, I just find it funny that Hiag mentioned them.

[HeadInAnotherGalaxy]

Boomerang Bananaz at tvelve o'clock! (Ah mentioned ze bananaz becauze ve vere oot o' cantaloupe...)

[Rusvul]

...What's a cantaloupe?

[Kitsune]

*smashes cantaloupe on Rusvul's head*
AAARGGG! Have you ever been outside the Abbey?

[Rusvul]

...What's an Abbey?

[rachel25]

This *Throws Abbey trifle at rusvulthesaber* Now where did I leave that cream pie throwing machine from the spring nameday feast *Looks behind tapestry of Martin* Awww there you are thanks Martin for watching it for me *Pulls out huge catapult with a pie engraved on it*  Now all I need are some pies *Goes and steals 93544526725163675797800008574564 pies and takes them over to my cream pie catapult*
Hey Ranishadow sorry about pieing you earlier so to make up for it do you want to help me fire pies at everyone
*Starts to load up pie machine and firing them at everyone*   

[Rusvul]

...What's a catapult?

[HeadInAnotherGalaxy]

ZIZ!

[rachel25]

thanks Hiag lol 

[Rusvul]

...What's a Hiag?
OOC: is this getting annoying yet? Should I stop?

[rachel25]

OOC: A Hiag is Head in another galaxy its just a nic name oh and don't stop its funny 
Come to me all ye turtles we must attack PluggFiretail for no reason at all MMMOOOOOHHEAAEAHEAE

[Kitsune]

Umm... ok?
*sees turtles walking very slowly closer*
Not much of a threat there!