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Started by rachel25, August 17, 2013, 01:06:01 PM

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Norham Waterpaw

Hey you! What? Expecting a great quote or some heart-warming poem? Too bad, my signature is just boring. Stop reading it. Stop it. Why are you still reading it?

Vilu Daskar

Quote from: The Shade on February 18, 2014, 09:03:52 AM
Can I have a trip to the payphone?
NO YOU CAN"T CALL ANYONE FOR  THE LAST TIME!!!
Never trust a smiling pirate.  :D

I can do that because I'm awesome.

"It really gets up my nose when publishers call my book another Lord of the Rings. It's my bloody book! I wrote it. And another thing, I didn't have to plunder Norse and European mythology to do it!" - Brian Jacques.

The Shade

Quote from: Vilu Daskar on February 18, 2014, 07:44:30 PM
Quote from: The Shade on February 18, 2014, 09:03:52 AM
Can I have a trip to the payphone?
NO YOU CAN"T CALL ANYONE FOR  THE LAST TIME!!!
Thanks, do you have any change on you? I don't have any money.  ;)
They told me I was gullible. I believed them.

It is well known that 47% of statistics are made up on the spot.

I used to leave out half my sentances, but now I

Vilu Daskar

You can't go to the payphone
Never trust a smiling pirate.  :D

I can do that because I'm awesome.

"It really gets up my nose when publishers call my book another Lord of the Rings. It's my bloody book! I wrote it. And another thing, I didn't have to plunder Norse and European mythology to do it!" - Brian Jacques.

Norham Waterpaw

*goes to payphone* *goes specifically to a police box* *flies away*
Hey you! What? Expecting a great quote or some heart-warming poem? Too bad, my signature is just boring. Stop reading it. Stop it. Why are you still reading it?

Vilu Daskar

Never trust a smiling pirate.  :D

I can do that because I'm awesome.

"It really gets up my nose when publishers call my book another Lord of the Rings. It's my bloody book! I wrote it. And another thing, I didn't have to plunder Norse and European mythology to do it!" - Brian Jacques.

Norham Waterpaw

Hey you! What? Expecting a great quote or some heart-warming poem? Too bad, my signature is just boring. Stop reading it. Stop it. Why are you still reading it?

The Skarzs

Oooooooooooooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhh
Cave of Skarzs

Cave potato.

rachel25

Quote from: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on February 17, 2014, 10:37:07 PM
Dae ah get a phone cav?
Um, you've behaved Hiag, you may have a phone call.

Quote from: The Shade on February 18, 2014, 08:20:45 PM
Quote from: Vilu Daskar on February 18, 2014, 07:44:30 PM
Quote from: The Shade on February 18, 2014, 09:03:52 AM
Can I have a trip to the payphone?
NO YOU CAN"T CALL ANYONE FOR  THE LAST TIME!!!
Thanks, do you have any change on you? I don't have any money.  ;)
Shade no phone calls for you, and no.

Quote from: Norham Waterpaw on February 19, 2014, 03:01:08 AM
Not anymore...  ;D
*puts Norham back in a cell, and locks it*

Vilu Daskar

Never trust a smiling pirate.  :D

I can do that because I'm awesome.

"It really gets up my nose when publishers call my book another Lord of the Rings. It's my bloody book! I wrote it. And another thing, I didn't have to plunder Norse and European mythology to do it!" - Brian Jacques.

HeadInAnotherGalaxy

Quote from: rachel25 on February 19, 2014, 08:16:51 PM
Quote from: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on February 17, 2014, 10:37:07 PM
Dae ah get a phone cav?
Um, you've behaved Hiag, you may have a phone call.

Zankee. *Dialz ze phone* G'day Strang, tiz me Hiag! Oi, can ye come break me oot o' prizon? Aye, zey let me 'ave a phone cav. Vot? Nay, nay, zey 'oneztly did. Reckon tvaz me good be'aviour zat did it. Zae anyvay, can ye come break me oot? VOT?! Ye're trapped in a dungeon inzoide o' anozer prizon an' ye juzt uzed yer only cav tae cav me? Ach, vell, ah juzt did ze zame for ye zae...Ah zink ve're in major trouble mate. Ah'll try tae get ye oot juzt az zoon az ah can get mezelf oot o' 'ere. Roight, da svidaniya. *'an'z up ze phone* Zae...Dae ah get anozer phone cav? Zat vone didnae quite vork oot ze vay ah vanted it tae...
NARDOLE; You are completely out of your mind!
DOCTOR: How is that news to anyone?

"I am Yomin Carr, the harbinger of doom. I am the beginning of the end of your people!" -Yomin Carr

-Sometime later, the second mate was unexpectedly rescued by the subplot, which had been trailing a bit behind the boat (and the plot). The whole story moved along.

rachel25

Sorry Hiag, you'll have to earn another one.  ::)

The Skarzs

Cave of Skarzs

Cave potato.


Jetthebinturong

Jet strolls past the prison entrance "Hey there sir" he says to the guard on duty "Do you know the way to the bank? I need to deposit this money that I just stol- DANG IT!" Jet tries to sprint off
"In the meantime, no one should roam the camp alone. Use the buddy system."
"Understood." Will looked at Nico. "Will you be my buddy?"
"You're a dork," Nico announced.
~ The Hidden Oracle, Rick Riordan