All out forum war!!!!

[Trigoma]

I LIKE CHEEZBURGERZ!

[HeadInAnotherGalaxy]

*Philisophical mouse respawns*

"Is life nought but a-" *gets trampled by death defying beavers*

*Aldar climbs a tree to escape the beavers*

[Nightfire]

Nightfire jumps over the tripwire, and launches a fireslinger at Aldar.

[White One6193]

Out of the shadows, the great Badger Lord Rawnblade, mad with Bloodwrath, starts slashing wildly with his sword Verminfate. everybody on the field receives damage.

[Icefire]

Icefire chatters at her beaver allies and they rush to protect her from Lord Rawnblade....Rawnblade didn't stand a chance against the chainsaw bearing beavers who just happen to defy death!

[Nightfire]

Streamrush and Riverfern, the twin Blueclawed Otters, bound out of nowhere and kill the death-defying beavers. Then they turn around and throw salt and cabbage at Icefire before smashing her paws with a wooden mallet.

[Icefire]

You realize Salt and Cabbage strengthen me, right? Thus the wooden mallet pounding had no affect whatsoever...
*Icefire jumps super high in the air and comes crashing down on both BCOs squashing them flat*

[Nightfire]

Rush and Fern reinflate themselves and run Icefire over with her own flying bulldozer.

[HeadInAnotherGalaxy]

Meanwhile, Aldar zitz up in the tree readin' a book.

[Nightfire]

Lady Amber spots Aldar and runs up the tree and takes his book away. Then she smacks him over the head with it.

[HeadInAnotherGalaxy]

Aldar attachez zmall explode-upon-contact bombz ontae acornz an' throwz them at her.

[Tiria Wildlough]

*Tiria flicks water at Aldar and starts line-dancing again.*

[Nightfire]

Nightfire asks Skalrag question. "Hey, Skalrag! If a fly falls into holy water, is the water defiled or the fly sanctified?"

[Trigoma]

trigoma gives up

[Tiria Wildlough]

^^The water is undrinkable, and the fly is drowned.XD