Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer

[The Skarzs]

That depends.

This or that?

[Norham Waterpaw]

The other thing.

Do you like washcloths?

[The Skarzs]

So tasty.

Shall I eat flesh meat?

[Rainshadow]

  Maybe a meat dagger, but no more.

  How did you sleep?

[The Skarzs]

Easily the best.

Pfeffernuesse or Gingerbread?

[Rainshadow]

  Wait, is that one of those 'yo mama' jokes?  'Cause those aren't all that funny...

  Can you juggle a dozen knives?

[The Skarzs]

Is that with or without fingers?

Pfeffernusse is a type of Dutch bread, like gingerbread yet baked differently and flavored with molasses. Sorry, just wanted to see if anyone knew what it was.

With or without fingers?

[Rainshadow]

  Half.

  (Sorry, as soon as you said Dutch bread, all I could think of was banket.  Mmm, banket!  Yummy treat.  Really hard to make, though.)

  Would you like some banket?

Banket

  It's a Dutch almond pastry.  Can be called letterbanket, or also almond patties, though my family just calls it almond pastry.  It's so yummy!

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[Norham Waterpaw]

No, only a little milk.

Dryads or Naiads?

[Rainshadow]

  Cry-ads.  (AKA, crying when there are ads before a YouTube video that can't be skipped.  )

  Don't you hate it when you can't skip ads?

[Leatho Shellhound]

I command them to skip!

Why is the sky dark and dropping water and lightning?

[Rainshadow]

  'Cause I'm visiting Earth.

  How come it took me a really long time to figure out my sonic screwdriver?

[The Skarzs]

Cause IKEA's instructions suck.

How can long cord?

[Rainshadow]

  Chord?  Did someone say chord?  *Plays a chord*

  Why do the three clarinets in band sound like an accordion when they play together?

[Norham Waterpaw]

Because accordions are cool. Like bowties.

Willow?