Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer

[The Skarzs]

Cause bananas aren't sour.

My precious?

[Rainshadow]

  *Shuffle, shuffle*  *Scratch, scratch*  I AM HERE, MY LOVE. 

  Why do people keep saying they have a crush on me?

[Norham Waterpaw]

*non-stupid answer* I don't know. I guess... You're *awkward pause* likeable?

Why did I have to be the one to answer Rain's question?

[Rainshadow]

  Because I'm evil and I like making you answer awkward questions. 

  Why did I take a perfectly good fanfic character and make her blind?  (Seriously, I had a normal character for, like, a month, then I watched a Monk episode where Monk went blind and went, "Hey, why not make my character blind?"  )

[The Skarzs]

That's classified information.

Is this a question.

[Norham Waterpaw]

No, just look at the punctuation. It makes for a pretty weird declarative sentence though!

Industrial crabtraps?

[Rainshadow]

  Chocolate chip cookies.

  Is the answer to this question "no"?

[The Skarzs]

Maybe.

How can you ask a question?

[Rainshadow]

  A question is asked like this?

  Why are the Piano Guys so good?

[The Skarzs]

Cause they can has keys.

Is snow snow when it is snowed on the snow?

[Rainshadow]

  Snow.

  Your thoughts on the current state of cheese?

[The Skarzs]

It's definitely matured over the past few weeks.

How many cockroaches does it take to screw in a light bulb?

[Rainshadow]

  Oh, usually about twelve thousand or so.

  Why did I just go on a hunt for David Tennant GIFs for ten or more minutes?

[The Skarzs]

Cause you needed an appropriate response to my response.

Why you overreact?

[Rainshadow]

  I be weirdness.

  You be weirdness?