Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer

[rachel25]

(strange question  )
Why don't curtains fall from the sky?

[The Skarzs]

Because my question was deleted.

Do fish need air?

[MatthiasMan]

-_- Really? Of course they do, why do you think they flop around in joy when you take them out of the water?


Do you need a water to glass to hold water?

[Norham Waterpaw]

No, just look at the great volcanoes, duh!

Derp?

[The Skarzs]

Dolfin-itely.

How do you hug a gift fish?

[Leatho Shellhound]

You shake it in a bag.

Can I kick a soccer ball all the way to the moon?

[The Skarzs]

Air pressure.

Do peanuts eat butter?

[Rainshadow]

  Only if a woodchuck chucks wood.

  Should I go swimming in a watermelon patch?

[The Skarzs]

Only if you see a bear combing its hair.

Where's Waldo?

[Norham Waterpaw]

In a watermelon patch, swimming with Rainy and Hitler.

Where's Waldo now?

[Leatho Shellhound]

Going fishing

Why am I wearing black clothes?

[MatthiasMan]

Because, you don't like white, or any shade lighter than black.

Why do men die of old age?

[Ungatt Trunn]

Because woman die of REALLY old age.

If there was ever a such thing as blue snow, what color would it be?

[rachel25]

Sunday!!!

If I have 11 apples, and 10 ice cubs, how many pancakes will fit on the roof?

[The Skarzs]

Toe many.

If the sausage is on the grease, how does the burn snow?