Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer

[The Skarzs]

Tapioca

How shall I bland the verily, with shark smog or respite zeppelin?

[Norham Waterpaw]

I slapped a bush. He wouldn't give in.

Friday or Constantinople?

[Gonff the Mousethief]

who cares? both good like my pig gun.

ice or water for ammo?

[The Skarzs]

Icy water

Grows thee high, or shrinks thee low?

[Norham Waterpaw]

Or slaps thee across thy face.

Margarine or Butter?

[The Shade]

Rockpools on toast, with a sprinkling of cows. A grand piano?

[rachel25]

Better not, I'm on a musical diet.

Would you like a cookie?

[Gonff the Mousethief]

does it have a cake on the cow?

should I make a book for cows?

[The Skarzs]

Moo.

Help the grass ride the bilge, or make snail get raided?

[Rainshadow]

  Neither.  The snail be deaded already.

  Why is the snail deaded?

[The Skarzs]

Yum yum.


How long is a ways?

[Jukka the Sling]

Too far.

How far is too far?

[The Skarzs]

This ---> - <---


Does it go BOOM?

[Jukka the Sling]

No, it goes away.

What is an eggplant?

[Rainshadow]

  Can I stay inside for the rest of the year?