Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer

[Leatho Shellhound]

With fire!

How did the horse run faster than the dust of time?

[The Skarzs]

Legs.

Does steel have a crystalline structure?

[Rainshadow]

  No, it has a pie structure.

  How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

[The Skarzs]

A woodchuck would chuck as much wood if it could if a woodchuck could chuck wood.

How many boards could a bored horde hoard if a bored horde could hoard boards?

[Rainshadow]

  They would hoard as many boards as a bored horde could hoard if a bored horde could hoard boards.  (That was kinda hard to type out, lol.  )

  Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.  How many pickled peppers did Peter Piper pick?

[The Skarzs]

One beakful.

How does Superman keep his hair so neat ALL THE TIME?!

[Rainshadow]

  That's his REAL superpower.

  Can I go rollerskating in a buffalo herd?

[The Skarzs]

By all means! Just don't come crying to me if one of them squashes you flat.

Shall I go green the harp or next bilge snot bar?

[rachel25]

Ask me no questions, be told no lies.

I wonder if my pony can fly?

[Rainshadow]

  Only if pigs can, too.

  If a tree falls in the forest and nobody's around, does it make a sound?

[The Skarzs]

Only if you can answer this:

If a tree falls in a forest, and it falls on a mime, does anyone care?

[rachel25]

Only if it happens on a Monday.

If I stab myself with a needle when I'm asleep, will I feel it?

[Rainshadow]

  You will feel a thousand unicorns prancing on your arm.

  Should I get some ice cream?

[The Skarzs]

No. Get me some.

To be, or not to be?

[Rainshadow]

  That is the question.

  Toupee, or not toupee?