Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer

[Rainshadow]

  Green.  Definitely green.  No, wait, maybe blue.  Or yellow.  How 'bout yellow/blue?

  Where's the beef?

[Blazemane]

It's not so much a question of where as it is when.

Would you like your ice cream cold or frozen?

[The Skarzs]

Oh please. You know I like penguins.

Great weather we're having, amirite?

[Norham Waterpaw]

  What do Norhams do in their spare time?

Actually, Norhams like to draw.  And eat. And sleep. And do Bass. And draw... And eat... And sleep.
Oh yeah, school goes somewhere in there too. 

I live in space. We don't have weather here.

Meep?

[The Skarzs]

Peem. Backwards.

Flesh meat?

[Norham Waterpaw]

We all know that Rotten Flesh will give you a hunger debuff. Come on, man, get wif' da program! 

*Facepalm?*

[Rainshadow]

  *Faceplam.  Not facepalm.  Faceplam.

  DOES everyone have a water buffalo?

[Norham Waterpaw]

Nope, just Bison.

Green beans?

[Leatho Shellhound]

Not at all.

Why doesn't the grass grow?

[Rainshadow]

  Because you can't SEE ninjas, silly! 

  Does everybody have a baby kangaroo?

[rachel25]

Cos, my is pink, but yours is blue!
Do you want to build a snowman?

[Norham Waterpaw]

Pyromaniacs don't build snowmen. 

Fried eggplants?

[The Skarzs]

In potatoes.

How does your garden grow?

[Norham Waterpaw]

Badly.

Charisma paper?

[Ungatt Trunn]

You burn it with water.

Does a carrot have legs?