Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer

[Norham Waterpaw]

Yeah, it was Thiiiiiiis big!

So, can you give me a massage?

[Rainshadow]

  Shocking!

  Are tacos people?

[The Skarzs]

Aloe vera

Toe jam or no?

[Blazemane]

You are what you eat.

What'd you eat?

[The Skarzs]

Nothing.

Can you toss me?

[Norham Waterpaw]

Man, apparently.

Rest or not rest?

[Blazemane]

Stagger breathe.

Who took the synchro-laser?!

[Rainshadow]

  Confound it all, Samwise Gamgee, have you been eavesdropping?!

  Well, has he?

[psybox]

No, it was the invisible person behind him!

Wabbajack?

[The Skarzs]

I'm now a demora.

Respite after eating?

[Norham Waterpaw]

No, only death can come of this...

Crab Grass?

[Rainshadow]

  I'll have two!

  What do snowmen do in summer?

[Norham Waterpaw]

Die.

What do Rainshadows do in their spare time?

[Rainshadow]

  Tumblr.  And fangirl.  Fangirling's good, too.

  What do Norhams do in their spare time?

[The Skarzs]

Don't ask.

What does a rock do in it's spare time?