Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer

[Kade Rivok]

Because the topic compels you to do so, and as everyone knows, you MUST follow the topics bidding.

Why do ducks have to duck when they could just not.

[shisteer of nothing much]

Because they're

Spoiler

BLOODTHIRSTY LITTLE BEASTS!!!

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Why did Verdauga not answer Booklover's question?

[Booklover]

Because he is on the evil ducks and therefore what he does doesn't matter so I am not actually silenced now.

Why is Verdauga on the side of the evil ducks?

[shisteer of nothing much]

Because his brother decided it would be a good idea to throw him in the pond.

Why do beds have springs?

[Kade Rivok]

So you can wake up with a spring in your step.

How come bread isn't always toast, but toast is always bread?

[Verdauga]

Toast is not always bread! How could you think that!? What about feasts when they offer toasts? They use drinks, don't they? Well, don't they? HUH!?!*

Why are all thumbs fingers, but not all fingers are thumbs?


*I had a lot more fun than I should've had writing that post.

[shisteer of nothing much]

Because the Coca-Cola company brought them out.

Why are all people human but all human's aren't humane?

[Booklover]

Because not everybody likes the letter 'e'.

Why are dragonflies called 'dragonflies'?

[Kade Rivok]

Because the size ratio between them and actual dragons is similar to the size ratio between regular flies and us.

How come giant hunks of metal can fly but I can't?

[Booklover]

How do you know? Have you ever tried jumping out of a 100 story building to find out?
IMPORTANT: Do not actually try to jump out of a 100 story building. Thank you.

If flies can fly, why doesn't a dragon drag on?

[Kade Rivok]

Oh, they do.  You know that thing dogs and some other animals tend to do when their butt itches and the drag it along the ground?  Yeah, dragons do that too.

Why do staplers always get in my way?

[Booklover]

Why do you keep getting in their way? (that's the answer as well as the question, btw)

[shisteer of nothing much]

Because the staplers keep changing direction.

What is does apostrophe in o'clock stand for?

[Verdauga]

on the clock, or of the clock.

Why did I just give a serious answer?

[shisteer of nothing much]

Probably because my question wasn't as stupid as it should have been.

Why do Australian birds not sing?