Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer

[shisteer of nothing much]

Because they are happy, seeing your face.

*is also happy*

Because "When he says goodnight to the mountains, he throws his most beautiful colours over them, so that they may not forget him before he comes again the next day."

[Kade Rivok]

Because they are happy, seeing your face.

*is also happy*

Because "When he says goodnight to the mountains, he throws his most beautiful colours over them, so that they may not forget him before he comes again the next day."

That wasn't a stupid answer, that was a beautiful answer!  Did you forget the title of this thread?!

Why are otters so darn cute?

[Sebias of Redwall]

'cause sloths aren't. 

Why aren't sloths cute?

[Verdauga]

There was none left when it got passed around.

Who has anything against sloths?

[Booklover]

Whichever Creator of the universe made them soooooooo sloooooooooow.

Why are sloths slow?

[Kade Rivok]

They aren't slow, just EXTREMELY unsure about every single action they take so they end up doing everything slowly to be safe.

Why can't doors be more reasonable and just open themselves?

[Booklover]

Because making intelligent doors means that they will end up being made with GPPs (genuine people personalities) and make satisfied sighs every time you go through them. Or they're automatic doors, in which case you get whacked in the face.

Why is Marvin paranoid?

[shisteer of nothing much]

Because they are happy, seeing your face.

*is also happy*

Because "When he says goodnight to the mountains, he throws his most beautiful colours over them, so that they may not forget him before he comes again the next day."

That wasn't a stupid answer, that was a beautiful answer!  Did you forget the title of this thread?!

Sorry, I couldn't resist quoting Heidi.

*wonders who Marvin is but decide to answer question anyway* Because Marvin got smothered under a blanket as a child and, due to lack of oxygen, got brain problems.

Why did the lights turn off?

[Booklover]

Because Ron Weasley somehow got to New Zealand and used the Put-Outer that Dumbledore gave him.

Why did the lights turn on?

[shisteer of nothing much]

Because the black hair brush fell in the river.

Why were there no lights at all?

[Booklover]

Because they broke under the sheer weight of the giant apple that fell on your house.

Why did a giant apple fall on your house?

[shisteer of nothing much]

Because the giant apple tree was wanted to fit inside the shed.

Why did the tree want to go in the shed?

[Booklover]

Because it wanted to take up gardening.

Why did the tree want to take up gardening?

[shisteer of nothing much]

So it could earn an income.

What did the tree need money for?

[Booklover]

Buying saplings (so basically adopting baby trees).

Why did the tree want to adopt some trees?